wermie 🪐

talking hockey probably
pens + kings + victoire 🫶🏻

[wermie 🪐 @puckworm]

pens pens pens pens pens pens

[NHL Public Relations @NHLPR]

Evgeni Malkin is averaging a point per game this season and has done so after assisting on six straight @penguins goals. His streak ended in the third period.

#NHLStats: https://t.co/xThByFLw8w

[wermie 🪐 @puckworm]

the ducks and the sharks are gonna be real fucking good here in a few years and I need the kings to step the fuck up bc I will NOT be left out of the California Dynasty !

[wermie 🪐 @puckworm]

@hellisrebuke you are an inspiration to us all !

[wermie 🪐 @puckworm]

a crucial part of the sports fan experience is believing whole heartedly that despite being the exact same team as we were the last game, ~this~ is the game where everything changes and we suddenly become championship contenders

[wermie 🪐 @puckworm]

sergei murashov

[wermie 🪐 @puckworm]

not every goalie can be a flowerdaughter. To be a flowerdaughter, you must constantly be leaving the crease for no discernible reason. just scootin around. Raising fans blood pressure, etc

[wermie 🪐 @puckworm]

@jsmnscbd one of these days they'll win! It could be the next one!

[wermie 🪐 @puckworm]

@violetrose1410 every game day I wake up with joy in my heart! For some reason

[wermie 🪐 @puckworm]

the puck is gonna come to a full and complete stop on its own at some point bc no one can keep possession

[den @fcbnorris]

penguins vs sharks might break the record for most turnovers in a single hockey game

[wermie 🪐 @puckworm]

whew. Yeah

[wermie 🪐 @puckworm]

this ensures maximum suffering 👍 sports!

[evkiefni milkin @evkiefni_milkin]

people forget that a part of being a sports fan is being a hypocrite

[lesbian sidney crosby @malkinszn]

The Pittsburgh Penguins Russian Contingent reporting for duty!

[starman @sidneythekidnee]

sid being neurotic and also geno’s baby
“that’s okay sid, it’s okay… he can’t sleep tonight😕 its bad for team😔”

[slapshot tenders prep cook @katielatenight]

i pull up in the pengkini wyd?

[wermie 🪐 @puckworm]

@plum_troo yes! A delicate balance achieved by very few

[wermie 🪐 @puckworm]

not every goalie can be a flowerdaughter. To be a flowerdaughter, you must constantly be leaving the crease for no discernible reason. just scootin around. Raising fans blood pressure, etc

[VIVI @cynids]

sorry to this man but i had no idea the flyers had a reporter named jonathan bailey and momentarily was convinced that the flyers had fucked up so bad that THE jonathan bailey was making a statement

[wermie 🪐 @puckworm]

pittsburgh canary / canaries! homage to the western PA mining industry and keeps the yellow bird theme

also "canary in the coal mine" meaning "thing that serves as an early-warning signal for a coming hazard, crisis, or failure" ? cool as fuck for a team name

[elizabeth⁷¹₁ @daintysid]

what do we think a pittsburgh pwhl team would be called?

[wermie 🪐 @puckworm]

@sidgeno88 yes

[wermie 🪐 @puckworm]

@shawnsalbatross a good flowerdaughter nominee for sure

[wermie 🪐 @puckworm]

@holyt0ffoli_ he is the most flowerdaughter to ever exist. i love him