wermie 🪐

talking hockey probably
pens + kings + victoire 🫶🏻

[wermie 🪐 @puckworm]

Lover's Spit ☾ Ch1, 6.8k words

contains:
- egregious use of obvious metaphor
- autistic shane hollander
- ilya rozanov god believer
- sappy love
- boys being boys (positive)
- intellectual conversation between two hockey players
- a trip to urgent care
- a kayak
- a wasp

[wermie 🪐 @puckworm]

seeing straight actors playing queer characters discourse again and I have two things to say 1) zzzz boring get a new discourse and 2) it is quite literally illegal to discriminate employment based on sexuality and it needs to stay that way to protect queer people

[wermie 🪐 @puckworm]

@Violetrosa9191 u r better than me!

[wermie 🪐 @puckworm]

i hate that that one fic got a book deal but I'll admit that it's just bc I'm jealous

[wermie 🪐 @puckworm]

I do NOT want anyone I talk about online to ever know who I am. get those grown men away from me!!

[wermie 🪐 @puckworm]

@15_juicelettuce @squidscros manifesting 🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️

[wermie 🪐 @puckworm]

Pens vs. Kings Stanley Cup Final 2027. watch this space

[wermie 🪐 @puckworm]

@Zosiaziva okay yay 💖

[wermie 🪐 @puckworm]

yeah

[ro🫧 @silovsparty]

sidney crosby

[wermie 🪐 @puckworm]

@bea_the_2nd wait but the wild have such good merch! Which like yes of course I think about

[wermie 🪐 @puckworm]

@bea_the_2nd (Who's ur team)

[wermie 🪐 @puckworm]

@bea_the_2nd I'm like actually sick thinking about it

[wermie 🪐 @puckworm]

@bisexuals4geno Boston Boys hollanov fic is getting a book deal? and I want a book deal so I'm mad about it lmao

[wermie 🪐 @puckworm]

@lillyrc13 Boston Boys? I'm not familiar with it but v popular I think!

[wermie 🪐 @puckworm]

@bisexuals4geno the fact this is one of my Russian sightword phrases....I'm in too deep...

[wermie 🪐 @puckworm]

@_anyabarnes when. Queen when. when are you in pittsburgh

[wermie 🪐 @puckworm]

@ohwowgenetic wow....this is beautiful....

[leah @weIIingtonkiss]

hollanov heads, think this could be the most shane-coded review in history.
level of attention n detail , shane hollander bottom champ of world

[wermie 🪐 @puckworm]

@bisexuals4geno omg me too. Do you see me. I'm waving

[wermie 🪐 @puckworm]

@lambzhenya ppl were taking it personally on my behalf and I was like wait! I do not actually care lol

[wermie 🪐 @puckworm]

wait also to be clear I don't gaf about people being mean to me, like I am a 29 year old on the internet posting archival metro division rivalry yaoi so like. Probably deserved. but to these boys? not in my house

[wermie 🪐 @puckworm]

like okay what if I cried. What then

[wermie 🪐 @puckworm]

@lambzhenya IT IS SILLIES. DONT WORRY