vivi

i know the definition of goalie interference
#SoundTheSiren | #AL41

[s @b98ard]

ai generating hockey players at pride yall have lost your damn minds

[san jose hockey western european pr department @hockeyjtm]

i personally loved that vasilevsky vezina reveal, mostly because now when any NHL player encounters a crime scene in the future they will be forced to play a fun little game called "is that really a dead body or did i win an award"

[Tucker Blankinship @TuckerBlanc]

Everything about Vegas is manufactured. Everything about Carolina is organic and created over a 30 year journey

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

“You’d block someone over politics?”

Sir, I’ll block someone for recommending a Colleen Hoover book to me.

[z - KJ 🐳 @forthecanes]

how do you not recognize that the goalie in the net wasn’t the one you’d played with for five straight seasons

[❤️‍🔥 @929nc]

canes mutuals i still can’t believe tripp tracy randomly met dua lipa’s dad and deadass talked about her being a huge caniac bc of brett pesce playing levitating in the locker room 😭 my roman empire lol

[vivi @cynids]

@mc71esbian hopefully soon and hopefully he pops out with a drag queen or something to REALLY sell it

[IcyVert @IcyVert]

Not trying to be dramatic but this might be the best first 3 games to a SCF ever

[sandy @satosgs]

can’t score for the leafs or team canada when it matters but lord give him a rapist in net and his accomplice as a linemate and mitch marner will do his damnedest

[tom wilson glazer @tomwilsonglazer]

if you want vegas to win the cup over carolina you need to get off my page. unfollow me

[eliza ¹⁴ @suzukicult]

the stripper doesn’t love you god isn’t real karma doesn’t exist and bad things don’t happen to bad people.

[grovy @grovymango]

Can mamdani do a tour and be mayor of different cities

[nazzo @nazzobetweeting]

sorry next time we’ll make our stadiums with slave labor since that’s what yall prefer

[z - hannah | whalers svech lover @canestormy]

if i was freddie i would murder sean walker in the locker room

[cecidrai @cecidrais]

You watch a team come back from being down 4-0 just to lose in double overtime and then suddenly it makes sense why organizations are asking prospects if they would kill their teammate in a stressful situation

[cia @slafkaj]

hey i got an idea for how we can present the next nhl award. so we're gonna send the winner and his best friends into the middle of the woods at night and hunt them down one by one until he's the only one left alive and then when he's about to die we surprise him with the trophy

[morgan ⚡️ @morganbolts]

every other player getting surprised with their awards in a sweet, non anxiety inducing way surrounded by friends and or family

meanwhile andrei vasilevskiy getting surprised with the vezina:

[san jose hockey western european pr department @hockeyjtm]

"straight shane hollander" god nick suzuki deserves a gun

[lana schwartz @_lanabelle]

just know every time you foul jalen brunson mariska hargitay is watching