kyman hc where kyle wants to fuck with cartman's head, so he tells him they can only date if cartman converts to judaism because of a promise he made to his parents, and cartman actually converts to judaism for kyle, leaving kyle in shock because he was just joking
thinking of #kyman clinginess after a long day.. they love kissing each other’s foreheads and whispering sweet nothings into each other’s ears… nobody sleeps with kyle Cuuuz dare i say kyle is more clingyyy… Oooofff…
God darn i hope u Guyz like my hcs im so kyman pilled i have a lot in store..!!! i wanna uncover potential kyman pet names 🤤🤤🤤 what do u guys think… would kyman be a “babe/baby/love” , a “pumpkin/angel/bun”, or a “dude/bro”
#kyman skateboarder kyle and roller skater eric where they fight over who gets to use the local skatepark.. imagine eric blasting songs doing artistic spins and the fucker kyle just runs into him cause he wasn’t looking . So eric starts screaming loudly every time he does a move
#kyman break up 😭😭 them going no contact for years and shit kyle becomes a massive loser despite the initial thought that it wouldn’t affect him that much . years later kyle ends up hating cartman and makes him the villain for just moving on (extremely bitter he has a wife)
kyle internally : this is it im gonna do a 360 hardflip
and when kyle finally tries to execute the trick
eric, Loudly : HOLY SHIT A DEER
kyle who fell : OH MY FUCKING GOD
maybe u should stop going to the park the same time eric does kyle.. u gay attention seeking fuck