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Comedian, lover, distracted driver

[E’b @ericaskercomedy]

Maybe if I just tweet enough I’ll be happy inside?

[E’b @ericaskercomedy]

Democrats could’ve stopped already ICE but you ignored their last text for $5

[E’b @ericaskercomedy]

Doctors in the 20s: “What’d you say your name was again? Lou Gehrig? We’ll call it that!”

[E’b @ericaskercomedy]

“This must be what it was like to March on Selma” -me making a beautiful woman laugh

[E’b @ericaskercomedy]

I’ve never met someone above 5’7” who supports ICE

[E’b @ericaskercomedy]

This Venezuela stuff making me start to think Trump didn’t really deserve the FIFA Peace Prize

[E’b @ericaskercomedy]

Me going up to a woman breastfeeding: is this guy bothering you?

[E’b @ericaskercomedy]

ACAB includes buzz lightyear

[E’b @ericaskercomedy]

What do you think Asher Roth is doing rn?

[E’b @ericaskercomedy]

Still my favorite Juno position

[E’b @ericaskercomedy]

Spotify said my listening age is 6,666,666 years old does anyone know what that means? I mostly listen to Aztec death whistles, the incantations of Moloch, and Sabrina carpenter

[E’b @ericaskercomedy]

Truly embarrassing if your Spotify wrapped age is younger than your age. Okay little fella tell me again how The Wiggles are better live

[E’b @ericaskercomedy]

Zohran cheated by appealing to New Yorkers desire to afford food and shelter

[E’b @ericaskercomedy]

I think I speak for the entire board of Blackrock when I say I am very disappointed with the election of Zohran Mamdani

[E’b @ericaskercomedy]

“Your honor, I move for a recess”

[E’b @ericaskercomedy]

*record scratch* “I’m sure you’re wondering how I got here”

[E’b @ericaskercomedy]

I’ll be honest I didn’t expect this from Alec Baldwin

[E’b @ericaskercomedy]

Kirked up white boy with a little bit of swag gets bust in the neck sexual style is he goated with the sauce?

[E’b @ericaskercomedy]

“Huda Mustafa” sounds like a racist guy trying to remember the name of the actor who played Black Panther

[Tommy Bayer @tommybayertime]

You see lots of guys with a “mom❤️” tattoo never see anyone with a dad tattoo or even better an Unc tat ❤️

like and share if you agree ❤️

[E’b @ericaskercomedy]

Every first date I say something pro-Palestine and do Indian voice just to make sure our values align