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[Alex Murdoch @alexgmurd]

you know what carrie? i CAN’T shoot whiskey and i DO prefer a fruity little drink. sue me!!!!!!!!!

[del @tvrrvll]

class on zoom just feel like a long phone call with somebody you don’t wanna talk to

[mia @girlultrastan]

songs like tongue tied, electric feel, walking on a dream, and out of ny league make me so unbelievably happy and i can’t explain why

[pearlescent conserve @Calllofdutydogs]

i will never truly be able to express the deep respect i have for Pitbull

[Ash @mozliettt]

It’s always “wyd” never “Come outside I got you a Starbucks” 😔

[katie @katiecanzz]

me submitting my essays knowing it didn’t make any sense

[Abigail Burt @abgburt]

country music hits different when it’s sunny and 75

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Barstool Pizza Review - Lunchables Pizza

[INTERIOR PORN @INTERIORPORN1]

I would do anything to wake up to a beautiful view like this

[Hollywood Nicky 🎙 @The1NickHunter]

Unemployment went up $600. Niggas at home making $857 a week but some “essential” making like $400 a week working and taking all the risk. I got a major problem with that. They need to pay them essential workers more money

[a truly connoisseur @nickcamp_]

I have so much homework and just continuously get stressed over it instead of actually doing it

[Low @LowKeyUHTN]

My man sittin there like “heard y’all stuck inside until May 15....hate to see it.”

[Dan Kaufman @D_Kauf11]

Carrie Underwood: “he’s probably buying her fruity little drink ‘cause she can’t shoot whiskey

9 year old me: wow how embarrassing

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

the best thing about having pink hair is that lame men hate it so it easily weeds out the losers

[Saneer • @Saneeero]

you ever get pissed off by someone’s mindset? like damn... you really think like that?