grandma, it's me, anastasia

doing my best

views expressed are my own

[grandma, it's me, anastasia @ericatecho]

to anyone who voted just based on "taxes" or "the economy" and ignored all the glaring social and public health issues on the ballet, just ... how

[grandma, it's me, anastasia @ericatecho]

Things that have offended me:
- Standing too far from the railing
- Taking off a jacket, putting it on, then taking it off. While having a wide range of elbows
- Finding your seat with the flashlight on ... and pointed at people instead of the ground
- Spilling a beer on me

[grandma, it's me, anastasia @ericatecho]

In the last two weeks, I've found myself critiquing "the youth" on their "concert etiquette"

[grandma, it's me, anastasia @ericatecho]

@jlew8 you're welcome, from probably the 900th person to recommend it

[rebecca jennings @rebexxxxa]

I pitched a story called The Sparkle Emoji Doesn’t Deserve This that I did not end up writing but I still believe it in my heart

[cristilmethod @cristilmethod]

Nick Saban to his team at halftime of the Rose Bowl

[grandma, it's me, anastasia @ericatecho]

at 30, we enjoy somewhere to set our drinks and do not enjoy forgetting our concert ear plugs at home

[Reductress @Reductress]

'I Love Spooky Season,' Says Woman Who Loves an Excuse to Watch 'Jennifer's Body': https://t.co/5xZFjby4wY

[grandma, it's me, anastasia @ericatecho]

did my masters at UAB caused this mess of a game?

[grandma, it's me, anastasia @ericatecho]

have I posted over there yet? nope

but I do have five invite codes, and I'm trying to relearn how to be funny on a new app

[grandma, it's me, anastasia @ericatecho]

so who else is moving over to the other blue words app?

[Variety @Variety]

Elon Musk Suggests He Will Charge All X/Twitter Users a Fee to Be on the Platform https://t.co/QNTQbuSyFa

[@austinlouisray.bsky.social @austinlouisray]

FIFTY SEVEN DEGREES IN ATLANTA GEORGIA PUT IT DIRECTLY INTO MY VEINS THIS IS THE GOOD SHIT

[grandma, it's me, anastasia @ericatecho]

my contacts are dry, my computer's touchbar stopped working and I spilled coffee on myself

this means I get to go home right?

[grandma, it's me, anastasia @ericatecho]

This seems fine and normal.

[The Story of Wealth @storyofwealth]

@rwgilmoregirls a strike by Kirk 🔥

[grandma, it's me, anastasia @ericatecho]

I'm all for boundaries with work until it comes to waiting on grades

Plz work nights and weekends so I can get a hold star and dopamine hit sooner

[out of context parks and rec @nocontextpawnee]

me hearing about the 600 tweets I'm allowed to read per day:

[Jamie @jlew8]

Y’all better not expect one ounce of patriotism out of me this Fourth of July weekend after all these SCOTUS shenanigans and lack of any visible anger or response from the White House.

[grandma, it's me, anastasia @ericatecho]

me for the last several weeks

[Reductress @Reductress]

Experts Announce That You Can Say ‘My Birthday Is Coming Up’ for Like 9 Months: https://t.co/LeKXWLkDYn

[grandma, it's me, anastasia @ericatecho]

new shots from Dune just dropped

[New York Metro Weather @nymetrowx]

Lower Manhattan via @EarthCam as we approach 2:00pm. Speechless.