Erica

this is seriously just a place for me to leave the dumb little things that agitate me ; don’t follow lol

[Erica @ericawrld]

*me walking my dog around the same pond I do every day*
*dude with a Maltese* “I don’t think that’s a good idea”
Me “I walk this route every day and I’m going to keep doing it”
Him “you could of turned around”
Me “you could of walked… anywhere??”
Dummies earlyy

[Erica @ericawrld]

Arguing with me is like arguing with the least opinionated person on earth just be nice and I’ll be nice I’m a mirror lol

This is a first for me, someone being so weird and hostile over nothing after agreeing to go to a museum to hang … so a little rant to let it out helps 😆

[Erica @ericawrld]

Went out with a new “friend” it was ok until I had an opinion that 1/3 = 0.33 —Only in some situations? Whatever but she lost her mind when I said we both have thoughts. The only right answer was that I’m wrong 😆 anywayssss the drive home will be much more peaceful.

[Erica @ericawrld]

*walks into dogpark*
*max starts pooping*
*me getting bag out from bag roll in my pocket*
*lady pointing and yelling that my dogs pooping*

Like now I don’t even want to clean it because what the hell 😂 (but I will obvi)

[Erica @ericawrld]

Listening to Kodak is the reason I understand toddler talk so well 💭

[Abby Norman @abbynormansays]

I quit my teaching job and now make more bartending for 15 less hours week. Also I get blamed for way way less and get told thank you way way more. No lesson plans or grading papers.

Remember this when people ask about the teacher shortage.

[Erica @ericawrld]

There should be a unanimous vote at the DogPark so aggro dogs get permanently 86’s after so many incidents 🤔

[Erica @ericawrld]

If you’re going to prank call someone, then just hang up at least make sure your phone number isn’t connected to every app you use 😭😆

[sk8er 🦇 @headabovewter]

me at 17 me at 22

[. @halaldaiz]

paper straws become an ingredient in ur drink after two sips

[Ken Temperton @SirBleek_]

My bitch want flowers I’ll build a garden. Wtf

[Q @_RightOnQ_]

Facebook really the wild west dawg

[🏴‍☠️ @DreamChasnMike]

why do females take rolling over to da other side of da bed so personal ??????????? no i don’t fuckin hate u i’m tryna sleep comfortably 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Alison Burke @TiredActor]

I’m losing my mind over this

[Mo @Moretlo_M]

Guys are low-key gossip girls 😭😂.

[AL🚫NE @uglygod_geno]

I can smoke everyday, but drink ? Y’all bout strong af 😂😂😂😂

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

sometimes. we are our own worst enemy