Eric Bernat

writer in NYC. author of The Dancer.

[Eric Bernat @ericbernat]

@stefani_brian totally.

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@ericbernat @lennonparham @jfly99 @boomboomhiller
If Alyssa Milano told me to my face that I'd failed- I'd be like takes one to know one!

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@bristahsouljah @lennonparham @jfly99 @boomboomhiller
I know! The Mary Kay reinvention is driving me up the wall We all remember her right?

[Eric Bernat @ericbernat]

@lennonparham @jfly99 @boomboomhiller I feel bad for them that they have to take critiques from Alyssa Milano...

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@lennonparham @jfly99 @boomboomhiller @jackieclarke
Ken has a mother, a spiritual mother, and, I'm guessing, a drag mother...

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@jackieclarke @lennonparham @jfly99 @boomboomhiller
Nothing!!! It's all Michael Kors xtra large!!!

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@JFly99 @lennonparham @boomboomhiller @jackieclarke
Michael Kors better relax with his discount bin shade. His shit is all over loehmann's.

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@lennonparham @boomboomhiller @jackieclarke @jfly99
I love the last shot of Sandro storming off toward the Drama Book Shop.

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@georgehahn it's on. When can I see you?????

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@georgehahn As my style guru I say I'll give if a chance. Feeling very Frankie Goes to Hollywood 1981. In a good way.

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@issanatesmith Twitter just told me you were "similar" to me. I told twitter "oh, I know that is true." then me and twitter high fived.

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@JimSantangeli
I'll do it. When??

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@JimSantangeli are you at Souen?? I love that place. And Grease. And you.

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@boomboomhiller @jackieclarke @jfly99 @lennonparham was so sad that model chickened out of the performance piece runway walk! Missyouguys!!

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@ChristopherRYee
Hiiyeeeeeee!

[Eric Bernat @ericbernat]

Hate when you almost bump into someone, innocently, and they back way up with their up like you're a dangerous tornado. #cunts

#i

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I've moved! Write me:
Eric Bernat
c/o The Denver Airport
Denver, CO
#layovers
#delays
#weather

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@davidbernat
Hurry up. Mom is practically inside out with excitement.

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I wish I lived in Denver. Then I'd be home already.
#layovers