Eric Bullock

| Blue Springs Church of Christ | Outdoorsman 🦌 | 1 Corinthians 1:18 |

[Eric Bullock @ericbullock_]

Car naps hit different when you’re the one driving.

[Eric Bullock @ericbullock_]

I think Pam’s celebrity crush is Dennis Quaid

[Eric Bullock @ericbullock_]

“Quit grinning like a dead cat” -Pam

[Eric Bullock @ericbullock_]

I’ll endure a crowd for a church meeting, a free lunch, or a tractor pull

[Eric Bullock @ericbullock_]

If I’m not good for anything else, I am good at eating cooked cabbage.

[Myrna Tellingheusen @PearlsFromMyrna]

I will use your gender reveal party invitation as a coaster.

[Myrna Tellingheusen @PearlsFromMyrna]

I like the orderliness of a plaid sofa.

PlaidSofa#

[Eric Bullock @ericbullock_]

A lot of people are saying “Sunday is coming!” but Sunday comes every week and the Lord expects you to be there every time. Sunday isn’t your day. Sunday is His day. Every Sunday.

[Eric Bullock @ericbullock_]

The man in front of me in the checkout line has only a card table and 5 pounds of raw chicken.

[Eric Bullock @ericbullock_]

I saw a child drinking pickle juice with a straw today and I considered contacting Child Protective Services.

[Eric Bullock @ericbullock_]

I heard there was an exciting sports game today. What a thrill!

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[Myrna Tellingheusen @PearlsFromMyrna]

Can we please stop with the bathroom cellular self portraits?

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[Eric Bullock @ericbullock_]

Hilarious Quote of The Day:

“A situation becomes a crisis when cattle or women stampede”

- Shakespeare

[Eric Bullock @ericbullock_]

“It’s not wrong to be wrong, it’s wrong to be unteachable”
- M. Thomas

[Eric Bullock @ericbullock_]

Me: We could watch hunting videos on YouTube

Pam: I would rather slam my head in a bread box

[Eric Bullock @ericbullock_]

“You don’t need social skills if you have a cool hat” -Evan Barnes

[Eric Bullock @ericbullock_]

We are not at liberty to assert an opinion as a standard

[Eric Bullock @ericbullock_]

Am I the only person who hates the new iPhone update?

Please put the search bar back at the top of the screen where it belongs!

[Carter Culbertson @culbertson30]

Walmart should have random seats all over the place for when the wife makes you go shopping