isaac jenkem d.d.s.

basically think of an american hillbilly and that's me. with a stupider accent. you might not know i go to manchester uni because i don't wear a hat

[isaac jenkem d.d.s. @ericbuttfor]

@JsphPB 9

[isaac jenkem d.d.s. @ericbuttfor]

@DjangosRiff @JsphPB and get rid of those god damn skaters ta boot

[isaac jenkem d.d.s. @ericbuttfor]

@DjangosRiff the greatest man that ever lived @JsphPB is inside you right now the least you could do is play some FUCKINg lil debbie

[we @kanwetwitty]

[sees a guy driving a big truck] compensating for a small dick, much? [sees a guy driving a Smart car] your car is small like your dick pal

[isaac jenkem d.d.s. @ericbuttfor]

@DjangosRiff @JsphPB 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9

[isaac jenkem d.d.s. @ericbuttfor]

@DjangosRiff yeah. you pppppppppppppppppppppppussies @JsphPB

[isaac jenkem d.d.s. @ericbuttfor]

@heresyrgetaway it is! same thing happened to me at uni!!!!! its a fair trade tho

[isaac jenkem d.d.s. @ericbuttfor]

@heresyrgetaway def. the doobies m8

[isaac jenkem d.d.s. @ericbuttfor]

@JsphPB <3

[isaac jenkem d.d.s. @ericbuttfor]

how stupid are sunglasses gonna look in pictures in like 3015. durrrrrr wearin this thing on my face

[BAKOON @BAKKOOONN]

you wouldnt believe this idiot i just saw on tinder, the phone program you use to find people to have sex with

[isaac jenkem d.d.s. @ericbuttfor]

same

[isaac jenkem d.d.s. @ericbuttfor]

@Rayrayhodrien nooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[isaac jenkem d.d.s. @ericbuttfor]

@DjangosRiff please play king kunta by kendrick lamar. if not imma take a big poo in the toilets

[isaac jenkem d.d.s. @ericbuttfor]

the woman next to me at this pub has spent the past 15 minutes explaining how the sex scenes in 50 shades of grey are real

[Flightradar24 @flightradar24]

1700 private jets expected to Davos in Switzerland to discuss climate change at World Economic Forum

[isaac jenkem d.d.s. @ericbuttfor]

gucci x amber leaf

[Justin Shanes @justinshanes]

This insane excerpt (note the chapter title) from Bill Cosby's 1999 grad advice book is kinda all we need to know