Eric Dalton | Lakers Roasts

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LeBron still “3 years away”.
Luka carrying.

Rival fans welcome.

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the Lakers are back to treating the preseason like a game of "just don’t get hurt."

at this rate, we’ll be inviting a team of retired players to fill in.

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Cameron Carr is getting praised by JJ Redick after one practice.

Lakers fans just booked a trip to the Hall of Fame.

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the Lakers just hired Pooh Jeter as their Director of Pro Scouting.

at this point, I’m pretty sure their “fixes” come with a side of honey.

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Quentin Grimes is ready to battle for a starting spot next to Luka and Kessler.

Lakers fans are now auditioning their best “who should start?” breakdowns like it’s a reality show.

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Walker Kessler says he’s ready to run through a brick wall for the Lakers.

I just hope that wall isn't named “playoff expectations.”

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Adou Thiero’s hype train is officially leaving the station! 🚂 Next stop: the Hall of Fame after one good summer workout.

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Vando's already making waves at training camp, bringing the hustle and defensive intensity.

Lakers fans are suddenly high-fiving each other like they found a hidden stash of snacks.

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Ziaire Williams is back in LA after a tour of playing for Memphis and Brooklyn.

good luck figuring out this bench rotation, JJ!

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Jake LaRavia's been reflecting all summer after his 3-point splash zone turned into a drought last season.

congrats, Jake! Sounds like you're ready to unlock the "3" in your name.

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Quentin Grimes is digging deep into his defensive roots with the Lakers.

I guess he figured if he can't make the highlight reel, he might as well secure the bench for good.

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JJ Redick's excited about the competition at training camp.

Lakers fans are already drawing up playoff brackets before the first whistle blows!

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Austin Reaves and Luka are reportedly steering the Lakers into a new era.

let’s hope they remember to steer away from the panic button first.

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Bronny's gearing up to earn rotation minutes this season.

Lakers fans just switched to a countdown clock for his playing time like it’s New Year’s Eve.

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Walker Kessler says he feels ‘110%’ healthy for the season.

Lakers fans are over here saving the injury report like it’s their favorite Netflix series.

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Austin Reaves is hitting the gym hard this offseason after his injury struggles. Remember, working on your body is important… but so is making sure you don’t forget how to pass the ball!

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the Lakers are ready to open up the offense this season with a “faster, more open” style.

guess that means we’ll have to track down our missing defense first!

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the Lakers’ new guys are excited about the pressure in LA.

Lakers fans are already drafting their “who can’t handle the spotlight?” list.

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Austin Reaves just inked a four-year, $184 million extension.

great to know that "weird" contract negotiations can still end with a small fortune!

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Quentin Grimes thinks the revamped Lakers can shock people this season.

great, now fans are tense over motivational quotes instead of actual games.

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Luka really wanted the Lakers to sign Walker Kessler.

So, he’s basically been recruited to fix the center carousel, huh?