Eric Anderson, E.S.P. 🔆

He/Him/His

[jewel @whateverjewel]

and just like that my parents aint gettin grandchildren

[Eric Anderson, E.S.P. 🔆 @ericdavid_8807]

"I tend to over munch"

[Eric Anderson, E.S.P. 🔆 @ericdavid_8807]

I've never been good at knocking down dominoes but that was satisfying

[Eric Anderson, E.S.P. 🔆 @ericdavid_8807]

@JovialSports @SpencerOuverson

[Eric Anderson, E.S.P. 🔆 @ericdavid_8807]

"Hello? Susan?"

"Is that you?"

[Eric Anderson, E.S.P. 🔆 @ericdavid_8807]

"That's a demon in there"

Immediately followed by someone reading scripture

[Eric Anderson, E.S.P. 🔆 @ericdavid_8807]

Apologies to whomever has to walk behind me right now

[Eric Anderson, E.S.P. 🔆 @ericdavid_8807]

The massivest of fell swoops

[Eric Anderson, E.S.P. 🔆 @ericdavid_8807]

SHTEVAH...SCUBA SHTEVAH

[Eric Anderson, E.S.P. 🔆 @ericdavid_8807]

Call this Jack The Gripper

[Eric Anderson, E.S.P. 🔆 @ericdavid_8807]

That was a fail in the one fell swoop category

[Eric Anderson, E.S.P. 🔆 @ericdavid_8807]

Change the got darn used bad coppers

[Eric Anderson, E.S.P. 🔆 @ericdavid_8807]

@Hyper_S20

[Eric Anderson, E.S.P. 🔆 @ericdavid_8807]

If you keep your brights on over a mile long bridge, you're a fuckin asshole. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk

[Eric Anderson, E.S.P. 🔆 @ericdavid_8807]

@SpencerOuverson

[Eric Anderson, E.S.P. 🔆 @ericdavid_8807]

Table's still open butt I farted right there.

DO YOU DARE ENTER THE CHAMBER?!

[Eric Anderson, E.S.P. 🔆 @ericdavid_8807]

Again and again, I'll make home in your eyes

[Eric Anderson, E.S.P. 🔆 @ericdavid_8807]

Apparently 2 comes before 1 in this magical land

[Eric Anderson, E.S.P. 🔆 @ericdavid_8807]

Like if you ate food and it was tasty, that's what that smells like.