Eric D. Bolton

Creator of Kids, Books, Podcasts, Games and other Gimmicks... as well as Multiple Problems for my Wife.

A Work in Progress.

My Grandma Thought I was Funny.

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After months of building a world out of ash and whispers, I finally held it in my hands.

My Name it is Sam Hall is finished.

What started as a folk tale in a dystopian Texas is now a real, tangible book. A story about names they try to erase. About silence as rebellion. About a rope that wouldn’t hold.

This is just the beginning of the 2036 Universe.

I built something. And now I get to share it.

Stay tuned.

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@AmericaReal3 Jokes on them, nothing's in my wallet.

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Marriage is just two people quietly judging each other’s snack choices for 20 years and occasionally teaming up to move furniture.

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My morning routine is 40% hygiene and 60% just staring at things until I remember why I walked into the room.

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I forgot about Dre.

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@MonarchDafey I don't know what happened to it. I might have sold it for rent at one point.

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The Chosen

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Started a new job today. Parked in a prime spot.
I don’t know who normally parks here, but I just became their villain origin story.

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Wild to me that some guys in the John Wick movies see him and think, “Yeah, I’ll be the one.”

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My brain searching every possible timeline for the one where my next choice doesn't annoy my wife.

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@MrBeast Oof... She's dead.

[Zeducation @ZeducationYT]

😂

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The following question was, "in what TV show did Will Smith play a fresh prince living in Bel Air?"

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General Grievous.

[Wrestle Ops @WrestleOps]

Mercedes Moné is now 8 Belts Moné.

[WrestlePurists @WrestlePurists]

Tony Schiavone addresses the passing of Hulk Hogan

#AEWCollision

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@jondelarroz Sorry man

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@StarjunSolidus

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

Sweet dreams @AdamSandler

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Each of us had a bottle of Jenny’s Juice—25 cents a pop from the vending machine behind the laundromat. It only sold two flavors: Grape and Grape Zero.

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I don’t mean to brag, but I once translated an ancient prophecy while half-asleep and holding a ferret.

The prophecy just said “nap.” I honored it.