Eric D. Bolton | Creator of Things

Father of Six. Husband of One.
SATX, TAMU
Creator of stories, podcasts, games and problems for my wife.
USTX The Series

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Or the break in history could have started here.

March 2, 2021. Texas Independence Day.
Governor Harold Briggs signs the Declaration of Sovereignty. The United States does not recognize it. The embargo begins within 72 hours. The blockade follows.
They believed it would work.

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On November 5, 2020, Texans voted.
54% marked YES.
The regime that followed wants you to believe it was a coup. It wasn't. It was a ballot. It was legal. It was the will of the people.
And then everything went wrong.

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@SpursJackals now they can move on to other squares

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@RichNice2k1 Jose Alvarado threatening Wemby feels like a smoke detector threatening a house fire.

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@nikotaughtyou

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@dylangonzalez21 Wemby Derangement Syndrome has officially entered the “I hate his face” stage.

We are no longer discussing basketball. We are reading symptoms.

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@VinnysCorner1 @bballforever_ 👍

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@TheTyJager Wemby Derangement Syndrome is real.

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@JoshTooJolly @JalenRose @djacoby Wemby Derangement Syndrome has officially entered the “I hate his face” stage.

We are no longer discussing basketball. We are reading symptoms.

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@Dukeoneoffour @SpursReporter @ESPNNBA Wemby Derangement Syndrome is real.

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@zachmontana210 Wemby Derangement Syndrome is real.

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@awfulannouncing At some point this stops being Wemby analysis and starts becoming a wellness concern.

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It's printed.

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@JeffGSpursZone

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@jaycaspiankang This is what happens when confirmation bias purchases a condo.

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@Zepp1978 I’ll need to know who has more Kids’ Choice Awards before I can responsibly answer this.

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@JohnchoVilla “I started drumming up a dislike for him this summer” is a wild way to admit you built your own prison and furnished it.

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@VanJones68 Is this Reddit?

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@TheTyJager Imagine being 7’4”, good at basketball, and accidentally becoming someone’s entire personality.

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@nypost Jose Alvarado issuing threats to Wemby is certainly a sentence.

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@SpursNationCP The record books saw Wemby arrive and immediately started updating their emergency contacts.

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@AmandaMilius Also, blaming everything except the 7’4” alien feels like denial.

Sometimes the monster at the end of the movie is just the monster at the end of the movie.