Boomers: You’re the reason the economy is failing! You won’t buy diamonds rings or houses or new cars! How can mom and pop shops survive when all you want is your damn avocado toast!?
Me: I just want healthcare
Boomers: we have healthcare at home
To all the Padres fans, I promise you this is just the beginning. It was great to see the fans and players come together for one reason, the Padres!!! We will back and I will make this city proud. God bless and stay safe. 🙏🏻🙏🏻 Love u San Diego. ❤️
Thinking of creating an Only Fans for my fellow Electrical Engineers. It’ll feature bare circuits, outdated diagrams and exclusive formulas to help boost your flow.
You can be the ripest peach in the patch, but some people just don’t like peaches 🤷🏼♂️ Which to me, is fucking insane, because peaches are god damn delicious!
Here’s a big exclusive for ya. The rumors are true (everyone in downtown real estate has been whispering about this) and the deal is now done. https://t.co/3xfHTQd7n1
Things I missed about bartending: gossiping with my work crew, joking with my regulars, hanging with the industry peeps - feeling social again
Things I didn’t miss: a customer saying you didn’t pour them grey goose, when you literally poured grey goose right in front of them