sydney

the sweatiest woman in show business 🦩 she/her

[sydney @ericformanslut]

When someone says the Maryland flag is stupid

[Carly Incontro @carlyincontro]

no but like how do i personally still be a part of the world health organization bc i didn’t vote for that

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

robbed

[gal kilmer @beepupkin]

i bring a sort of "i have an ethical objection to the use of generative ai" vibe to every single conversation lately that nobody really likes

[Zachary Jordan @ZacharyJ]

Rob Marshall this is your Miss Adelaide

[The Ball Is Orange @theballisorange]

William Henry Harrison rn

[sydney @ericformanslut]

this question is for people who were having sex in high school -- was there pussy eating going on in that phase of life? tia xx

[sydney @ericformanslut]

men on dating apps stop telling me i look like that one strawberry blonde woman from succession level: EXTREME

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

where my background singers?!

[nate @homoclassical]

NosferMAtu

[sydney @ericformanslut]

@polyditzya VERY MUCH SOOOOO

[❦ ERM∆ @sailormoonsick]

very @ericformanslut coded

[sydney @ericformanslut]

btw i just sat down and actually watched this movie for the first time in years, maybe ever, and i am smiling from ear to ear bitch i get why y'all love this shit

[sydney @ericformanslut]

was love actually just meant to be a propaganda film for airports in a post 9/11 world

[Brooklyn @bklynb4by]

how sundays feel after 4pm

[sydney @ericformanslut]

i'm sorry i distinctly remember saying this was supposed to take place at MY HOUSE???? they got the address wrong

[2joser2loser @joserloser]

me: I’m going to disconnect completely today

also me:

[sydney @ericformanslut]

@ColinGregoryA I wish she would!

[sydney @ericformanslut]

what is Kamala’s plan for saving the dying art of stop motion animation once in office

[sydney @ericformanslut]

@skooookum what is the point of a man if not to radiate body heat