Eric Giroux

COO @ | previously curated memes to earn a living. I play tennis and spend a lot of time w my family

[Eric Giroux @ericgiroux]

What’s your favorite healthy fat?

[Eric Giroux @ericgiroux]

I would put the efficacy of my post-shower towel-dry technique up against anyone's.

[Eric Giroux @ericgiroux]

You know it’s a good one when your wife says “omfg was that your butt?” from the other room.

[Eric Giroux @ericgiroux]

@Ken_Climo No slaw or toast is diabolical

[Eric Giroux @ericgiroux]

@jason_howerton @grok do you know who paid for the T-shirts?

[Eric Giroux @ericgiroux]

Sick prompt, bro.

[Eric Giroux @ericgiroux]

Let’s find a good show so I can ignore it while I stare at my phone.

[Eric Giroux @ericgiroux]

@Ken_Climo @Swarllie Don’t wanna get caught staring at Kristin’s feet

[Eric Giroux @ericgiroux]

Streaming service: Who’s watching?

Me: who tf you think

[Eric Giroux @ericgiroux]

You ever get a 2-Factor-Authentication code with some clean ass numbers and think, “Yeah… today is gonna be my day.”

Just got hit with a 999345 and I’m pretttty sure that means god loves me A LOT.

[Eric Giroux @ericgiroux]

Reeeeeallly hoping Santa brings me some Hands-Free Skechers Step-Ins this year!! 🤞🏼

[Deedy @deedydas]

Gymnastics is the Turing test of video generation models

[Eric Giroux @ericgiroux]

If my phone connects to the car Bluetooth in the morning and starts playing Spanish Guitar… it means I banged @JaclynWolff last night.

[Eric Giroux @ericgiroux]

Serious question: What do you think #CaitlinClark’s frozen eggs would fetch at auction?

[Eric Giroux @ericgiroux]

@williamechrist Damn right it does!

[Eric Giroux @ericgiroux]

@williamechrist Yeah you are!

[Eric Giroux @ericgiroux]

Best time to fart around your fam is when the smoothie is blending. #lifehack #protip

[Eric Giroux @ericgiroux]

I miss the good old days when they would actually clean your hotel room.

[Eric Giroux @ericgiroux]

Whew… I’m stuffed. Better just eat another 2300 calories of trail mix quick.

[Eric Giroux @ericgiroux]

Boyyyy better believe your 3rd grade teacher meant BUSINESS when she flashed the lights off and hit you with the “one two three… look at meee”