Eric Eakin

Untrustworthy, disloyal, unhelpful, unfriendly, discourteous, unkind, disobedient, dour, spendthrifty, cowardly, unclean, irreverent.

[Eric Eakin @ericjeakin]

Professional boxing is coming back to Northeast Ohio and this event is sure to be both a sell out and a knock out. The event will be held Fri., Sept. 11, in the grand ballroom of the LaCentre Conference and Banquet Facility in Westlake. Get tickets at https://t.co/iUJMNBFil9.

[Eric Eakin @ericjeakin]

Fresh strawberries and peanut butter whiskey. Thank me later.

[Eric Eakin @ericjeakin]

I have only lately come to realize my favorite memory of childhood: Not having my back ache.

[Eric Eakin @ericjeakin]

Go Seahawks. F&@k Robert Kraft and his support for trump. #SuperBowlLX

[Eric Eakin @ericjeakin]

I am proud to be a radical leftist scum.

[Eric Eakin @ericjeakin]

I'm not needy. I'm wanty.

[Eric Eakin @ericjeakin]

DC area residents: Please do everything in your power to stop this atrocious White House ballroom construction. Stop the machines anyway you can. We would be there to help if we could. Thank you on behalf of a grateful nation.

[Eric Eakin @ericjeakin]

If I drive by your house and you are displaying a Trump sign, I will honk my horn twice. Do not think this is a show of support. Quite the contrary. What it means is, "F#@k Trump" and/or "F#@k you."

[Eric Eakin @ericjeakin]

Generally speaking, if a women says “smell this” it will be pleasant but if a man says “smell this” it will be rank.

[Eric Eakin @ericjeakin]

@HaYoMiDe_ Ninety five percent of your happiness depends upon your choice of spouse

[Eric Eakin @ericjeakin]

@clevelanddotcom Can't blame him one bit.

[Eric Eakin @ericjeakin]

@HammerNation19 Don’t blame Myles. No one wants to wait to re-build…again.

[Eric Eakin @ericjeakin]

Why is it "whip up a meal"? Why can't I cuddle up a meal, or surrender up a meal?

[#Randy @RandyResist]

Truth.

[Eric Eakin @ericjeakin]

@mark_oprea Aroma Cafe. That’s all I can tell you.

[Eric Eakin @ericjeakin]

@alancoxshow The best

[Eric Eakin @ericjeakin]

@AmeliaWilde2000 Go easier on the boobage, please.

[Eric Eakin @ericjeakin]

@JuddApatow The most famous person he’s ever met

[Eric Eakin @ericjeakin]

@AmeliaWilde_AI Tits too big

[Eric Eakin @ericjeakin]

If you smoke in a vehicle containing children you are an irresponsible asshole.