Eric Smith

Civics teacher, golfer, life long learner. Politically homeless. Product of black market daycare. 50% Lemmy, 50% George Will.

[Eric Smith @ericjsmitty]

@AskSynchrony @PayPal Requested to have the ridiculous $40 late fee waived on my Mastercard after accidentally paying two days late. Got hung up on by Anna who refused to help me

[Eric Smith @ericjsmitty]

@Wayfair I did. They are trying to connect me with a bot.

[Justin Amash @justinamash]

I love the irony of taking the most irresponsible position on the debt ceiling—that you, as president, will not negotiate with Congress to get debt under control—and trumpeting it as the responsible position.

[Eric Smith @ericjsmitty]

@KySportsRadio We do indeed have…wait for it…BEACHES I’m Jacksonville. We eve have a town named Jacksonville Beach!

[Eric Smith @ericjsmitty]

@MedcalfByESPN Yes, we have crazy people in Jacksonville. But we do indeed have…wait for it… BEACHES too. We eve have a town called Jacksonville Beach!

[Eric Smith @ericjsmitty]

To the “Happiness is a Choice” crowd: To some, it’s like telling a paraplegic that walking is a choice. Please be considerate of your audience. #MentalHealthAwarenes

[Edward Snowden @Snowden]

The worst people in politics from both parties have teamed up to demand Congress rubber-stamp a 4,155-page blank check—many times the length of the Bible.

A check for $1,700,000,000,000 of your money.

And they want it stamped before anyone can actually read it.

Sounds legit.

[Eric Smith @ericjsmitty]

@TheAthletic Why does the opinion of professional bowlers matter?

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

The stock market has dropped below 30,000 for the first time since 2020 & is now down substantially since Joe Biden took office, inflation is at a forty year high, & mortgage rates are now over 6%. Biden is a disaster. 46 days until the midterms. It’s the economy, stupid.

[Justin Amash @justinamash]

It’s possible to distrust the FBI and also to distrust Donald Trump. We’ve seen quite clearly over the years that the FBI abuses power and also that Donald Trump abuses power. You don’t have to defend one to criticize the other.

[Hannah Cox @HannahDCox]

People on the left saying you’ve got nothing to fear from the IRS if you paid your taxes…

Sound a lot like people on the right saying you’ve got nothing to fear from the justice system if you’ve done nothing wrong…

This is your brain on the 2-party system

[Hannah Cox @HannahDCox]

There are 724 billionaires in the US and 87,000 new IRS agents.

They're not going after the rich, cupcakes. They're coming for you.

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

Joe Biden, even after four covid shots, still is testing positive for covid 15 days after first testing positive. It’s almost as if the covid shot is total and complete shit.

[Eric Smith @ericjsmitty]

@dantdm https://t.co/9EUrupTDEm

[Eric Smith @ericjsmitty]

@radleybalko Dilbert and rocket science are mutually exclusive.

[Hannah Cox @HannahDCox]

Violence against women is sOoO funny as long as they hold opposite politics from you.

[Eric Smith @ericjsmitty]

@HannahDCox If there was something that truly worked, do you think you would see any bald men on the planet?

[Eric Smith @ericjsmitty]

@RealRonHoward You get a boy with dirt under his fingernails to find out what that possum’s been doin’ under there! Light a fire, smoke ‘em out!

[Eric Smith @ericjsmitty]

@ClayTravis Thank God Fred Durst came in to save the day.

[Spike Cohen @RealSpikeCohen]

Build = Make
Back = Again
Better = Great

Biden is Blue MAGA.

You were conned.