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[Fat Kid Deals @FatKidDeals]

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[Shannonnn sharpes Burner (PARODY Account) @shannonsharpeee]

Brooo this entire video 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Mary Hinge @MaryHinge2026]

@SickNote2026 @PotnoodIefringe

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔵🔴 EXCLUSIVE: RODRI TO BARCELONA, HERE WE GO! 💥

Deal agreed for Spanish midfielder to join Barça from Man City, all done for the former Ballon d’Or.

Green light from Man City to last Barcelona bid.

More follows. 💣

[Amiri King @AmiriKing]

My toddler loves Monsters Inc. especially Mike Wazowski.

Yesterday I was in Walmart and came across this cool t-shirt.

I immediately bought it, put it on in the car, and rushed home to show my toddler.

I hunted her down as soon as I came through the door.

She was sitting on the couch watching Hogi and eating Goldfish crackers.

I said, ‘Libby check out my cool new shirt!’

I was beaming. I just knew she was gonna think my shirt was the coolest shit ever.

She looked at me, looked at my shirt, scoffed, and yelled, ‘GO AWAY!’

Listen.

I don’t think we talk enough about what huge pieces of shit toddlers are.

That’s literally my TV you are watching.
I paid for those Goldfish crackers.
That’s my fucking couch.

I bought this cool t-shirt ONLY because of you.

And this is your response you f#ggot piece of sh!t??

You are wearing a shirt with a turtle on it that says, ‘Turtley Adorable’ you fuck!ng idiot.

You are broke.
Homeless.
Have poor life skills.
You can’t even fucking speak English.

You are basically a Somali immigrant only brighter in complexion and with much less forehead mass.

I’ll wipe my ass with this shirt.

Fuck this shirt.

Bitch nigga.

Your mom is fat.

[FC Barcelona @FCBarcelona]

Your FC Barcelona World Champions. 🏆

📸 @FIFAWorldCup

[GOAL @goal]

Barcelona brought the World Cup home twice for Spain 🇪🇸

[FIFA @FIFAcom]

Making history on football’s biggest stage 🤩

Lamine Yamal and Pau Cubarsí have become the first set of teenagers to start a @FIFAWorldCup final for the same team 👏

[FC Barcelona @FCBarcelona]

La Masia is where dreams begin. ✨

[FC Barcelona @FCBarcelona]

Lamine Yamal becomes the first player under the age of 20 to win both the UEFA European Championship and the FIFA World Cup.

📸 @fifaworldcup

[Jake @jptwts]

It’s funny how Americans pretend that this never happened

[Sammy Guevara @sammyguevara]

Never grow up 🥲 #DragonBallSuper

[The Brohioan @TheBrohioan]

Oh I'm Alex Honnold. I'm the first person to free solo El Cap. I won an Oscar. I climbed Tepei 101 with no ropes live on Netflix and the wind exposed my chiseled abs to the world. Fuck you.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

PAY ATTENTION, check on y'all boyfriends and girlfriends! If somebody sleeping all day, distancing they self, you notice a lack in interest in everything, they barely eating, they barely sleeping, they got that “it is what it is” mindset all the time, it's something wrong!

[𝒶rα˚˖𓍢ִ໋ @yslmammi]

I grew up walking on eggshells, recognizing footsteps, tones. How to tell if someone was in a bad mood and to avoid them. I learned to study people at a young age. I'm quiet and observant for a reason. I'll read you like a book before we even speak.

[Chris 😈 🔜 Lost Lands 🦕 🦖 @LoftonTCG]

This guy is so funny to me because he wants to own EVERY 1st ED Kabuto and i have 3 and ill never get rid of them for the sole purpose of him not having them

[meredith 🍉 @dietz_meredith]

“he has children” you evil fucks don’t care when the victims ARE children

[Smitty Werbenjagermanjenson @MarTheMortal]

You showing him the keys

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

Dentist: "You've been grinding in ur sleep"

Me: "I appreciate it big dawg"