Wachira

Inspired by real life happenings 👑
Kiburi fc 💉

[E A C H Y @_eachy_]

This tweet was on 4th March, today is 3rd May and Chelsea still have 48 points

[Karis @YaneKariuki]

Haya basi, tupatane sebuleni kesho alfajiri ngware nikutimizie matakwa ya mtima wako mamaeee

[Rio Ferdinand @rioferdy5]

Caption this… 💭

[Karis @YaneKariuki]

Ni ukae utulie dawa iishe kwenye syringe ukitikisa hilo kalio huenda sindano ikavunjikia mle ndani mamaee

[Vivianne @Rixviv]

We can't be friends if you can't deplatform your oppressors...mlikua huko mkiact na huyo president wenu, the same person who beefs with form 2 west because of a play?

Conokai magui Maya

[ZEBRA @Zebracrisis]

Your biggest achievement was being Uber for Jesus… relax

[felloh @ngughii]

Conflict of interest

[Caspata.🐐 @Sp__ke_]

Hapa hautakufa bro panda juu kiasi

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Rest well Doctor Obwaka. Kasongo said he will remove you in whichever way possible.

[Eric @amerix]

QATAR and UAE BLACK TAX,

If you work in Qatar, UAE or those Middle East countries,

SAVE YOUR MONEY.

Don't rely on relatives back home.

"Your younger brother is jobless, please, he needs 400K to buy a small car for Über."

Don't attempt to withdraw your money.

You will cry when you return.

Be selfish.

Otherwise, you will send them your money, they will misuse the money then when you return broke, they will mock you and gossip.

"We don't know what this loser did with his money."

"He wasted on alcohol and women."

"Why did he go there? What a waste!"

[Nelson Havi SC @NelsonHavi]

It is the harassment of the Government of Kenya and interference with the management of the Nairobi Hospital that killed Dr Job Obwaka. We did not hear from you when the Doctor was abducted and detained for a weekend. Your condolences are morbid and cynical.

[🌿 @OCHI_RAS]

Brothels in Uganda ?
Cum parlour

[BrianO @BrianOpangao]

Bien met his Lookalike and it was all Joyous. Ingekuwa Nonini, jamaa ingekuwa served court papers for the 5th time...

[Punstar @roywahome9]

"You ready?...are you ready?... alright, I go by the name of Jahmby Koikai alongside selector technix..."

[DP 🇰🇪 @DanChepta]

COTU SG Francis Atwoli and President Ruto are celebrating Labour Day in Vihiga,

But workers from a Kitengela EPZ company are protesting,

Claiming the Indian investor fled Kenya without paying their dues.

[Rooted in the Game @rootedinthegame]

@FabrizioRomano Burnley are you okay ?
Burnley are you okay ?
are you okay Burnley.

You've been hit by, you've been struck by a smooth relegation 🕺💨

[Brad Tate @that_damntate]

Catch me if you can!!!

[yoxic @yoxics]

IShowSpeed says he plans on streaming in space after completing his goal of visiting every country on stream 👀

"there's like 200 countries in the world and I'm at 96.. two to three more years ill be done with the whole world, after than I'm going to space"

[Zery🔰 @fagbemi_hamza]

I’m scared of this fanbase with their cult voting😭😂

[drey (25/26 )🏆 @Dreymwangi]

Lang’ata is having a flooding crisis but all this clown wants to talk about is drawing on moving Buses