Nesh

God-fearing gents loving and humbled

[𝙋𝘼𝙐𝙇. 𝐎. 𝐍𝐄𝐊𝐎 @ouma_neko]

The new rehabilitation center in Shooters Utawala is operating without government funding.

One young phone snatcher was caught after trying to rob pedestrians on a motorbike.

Instead of being rushed anywhere, the elders reportedly enrolled him in a 40-minute "Life Skills & Consequences" seminar.

Attendance was compulsory.

Graduation requirements included:

Accepting every slap as a practical lesson.

A face pinch so intense he later claimed it felt like they were plucking sins out one by one.

Listening to a full lecture on why stealing is a terrible career choice.

Publicly confessing Jesus as Lord and Savior before being released.

The boy arrived home looking like he'd just returned from a three-day spiritual retreat.

His only complaint was:
"Those elders are too brutal. One of them pinched my cheeks as if salvation was hiding under the skin!"

Since then, whenever he sees a motorcycle, he remembers Matthew, Paul, Mark, Luke, John... and the five elders who introduced themselves personally.

[𝗞 𝗔 𝗡 𝗚 𝗘 𝗧 𝗛 𝗘™🇰🇪 @Realkangethe]

Te person who is making this clips will kill me one day. Bibi anadhani nachart na warembo jameni juu ya kicheko🤣🤣

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

Men in the office of Raymond Omollo handing over CV before recruitment.

[Maverick Aoko @AokoOtieno_]

Photo of Killed Sharon Obado you'll never see

They raped her then ripped her

And she was HEAVILY pregnant with his kid

Waling'oa mtoto na kisu, labor without anaesthesia! Lit by a lot

Naftali, Hellen Obado's bro organised the goons. He was a police who got fired out of misconduct

Her other brother Dickie, was sergeant at arms, Migori assembly. If I'm lying, thunder strike me dead

I'm not telling you heresay. Naftali once told me he'll rub Pili Pili on my vagina then drop me in river Migori

My crime? Supporting Ochilo Ayacko. Orengo saved me, I'll tell you how in my book

Naftali is so dangerous, he used to drive within Migori in a white car with Machetes Kwa boot! Panga! Beti!

Obado is currently Ruto's Chief mobilizer in Nyanza.

I Know his wife killed her, not him

But this was unnecessary. Ruto is covering him now, coz they're in gold business macalder, Nyatike

Bwana I know very deep things. Very deep. Handle me with care Disiyai

[Voice of Meru🇰🇪™ @MutumaoNkanata]

Too little, too late. Ground imekuwa mbaya hadi ng'ombe zetu Meru wameanza kuongea.🤣😂
#DrainTheSwamp

[Naomi Waithira @Naomikibandi]

International tourists arrived in Kenya with WANTAM anthem.
Ground gani Ruto ako nayo wakuu

[Nesh @erickmu40408342]

hello followers I nessd to get to 1000 following what do I do

[KALULU™🇰🇪 @raw_bie]

Huyu anaslapiwa hivi Hadi anamoan Ni client kweli?

[Nesh @erickmu40408342]

hello @grok replace the person in suit with the first picture

[Citizen TV Kenya @citizentvkenya]

Gachagua orders his troops to drop attacks on DP Kindiki.

[Naomi Waithira @Naomikibandi]

“Mimi Nilikuwa nimekataa Gachagua akuwe impeached,hii ndio imeharibu Kila kitu”- Moses Kuria after kuonyeshwa kivumbi Ol Kalao.

[Nesh @erickmu40408342]

@NaekuMercy kwani sifuna is the governor

[Nesh @erickmu40408342]

@RodgersKipembe raise those who killed in the protest

[K24TV @K24Tv]

MP Baringo North Joseph Makilap: Ol Kalou by-election is a wake-up call ahead of 2027 presidential polls

[Citizen TV Kenya @citizentvkenya]

Babu Owino: Walienda na boat haikuwork, wakaenda na meli kaikuwork, wakapeleka stima haikuwork, 2027...

Crowd: Wantam

[Citizen TV Kenya @citizentvkenya]

Hata yule Mbunge amechaguliwa jana kule Ol Kalou, sasa twende kazi. Wananchi wakisha amua, sisi wote tunatembea pamoja-President Ruto

[Naomi Waithira @Naomikibandi]

“I am ready to work with Ngotho to make our Ol Kalou better” Muchina Nyagah UDA candidate addressing the press.
Karibu WANTAM ndugu.

[Kawangware Finest ™ - Geoffrey Moturi @cbs_ke]

Rigathi Gachagua must be stopped... this is sarcastic asf.... at TWO BOATS 🚢 🚢 MATRESSEES, GAS CYLINDERS.... OL KALOU MMEPEA RIGGY G MABAWA

[Nesh @erickmu40408342]

@Maryian96 nimezoom mara tano

[Naomi Waithira @Naomikibandi]

Esther Passaris amenyanganywa mpaka mic 🎤 juu ya kusema TUTAM. Ground gani hii mnasema Ruto ako nayo.