Eric Koth

I’m not funny, but sometimes the people around me are. So funny they call me Eric Quoth.

[Eric Koth @erickoth]

“We wanted to light fires! … and cook hot dogs.”

[Eric Koth @erickoth]

“WE HAVE CAMELTOE AT HOME!”

[Eric Koth @erickoth]

“Once the kid goes away, I’m going to express my interest in fucking in the back of the Oscar Meyer wiener-mobile.”

[Eric Koth @erickoth]

“It looks like you went to the Cost Cutters and got your shit rocked.”

[Eric Koth @erickoth]

“I can do anything for 10 days.”

[Eric Koth @erickoth]

“Incest is best!”

[Eric Koth @erickoth]

“I’m a mentally weak distance runner.”

[Eric Koth @erickoth]

“I’m an awesome person. Every girl who has broken up with me has said so!”

[Eric Koth @erickoth]

“The moral of the story is don’t do drugs… unless they’re fun.”

[Eric Koth @erickoth]

“This isn’t sexual; it’s friendship. I need someone to lick my hair!”

[Eric Koth @erickoth]

“What if it’s your high school boyfriend?” “He’s in Korea!”

[Eric Koth @erickoth]

“Not to be weird, but I want them to show us the feet.”

[Eric Koth @erickoth]

“Justin, I’d give you a ride to Lake Windsor if I can jack off to your feet.”

[Eric Koth @erickoth]

“My feet aren’t birk-ready yet?”

[Eric Koth @erickoth]

“We are becoming an unhealthy society because we forgot how to party!”

[Eric Koth @erickoth]

“You’re so fat my momma loves you because she’s a hooker.”

[Eric Koth @erickoth]

“I’m Catholic. I can’t lie. They beat that out of you by 3rd grade.”

[Eric Koth @erickoth]

“Most women would prefer their husband’s were worse liars, but sometimes I wish he as a better one.”

[Eric Koth @erickoth]

“Don’t make crack a bad thing… like crack is pretty cool.”

[Eric Koth @erickoth]

TIL the high five didn’t exist before 1977…