Erick Vellon

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

men on the plane behind me talking about how Donald is the smartest man who ever lived! lmao ok Shelby.

[Katya @katya_zamo]

Call me when the commercials during the superbowl start fucking each other. I want Doritos and Oreos DP’ing Mentos. Otherwise, I’m sorry, but you can Keep It! Haruuumppphhh!

[Jenni @hashjenni]

every time ppl talk about how wild they were in high school im just like damn…i was just doing my homework fr

[Ruby Miles @mubyriles]

When I fuck up the poached egg

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

Did Peter Parker and Harry Osborne do gay stuff

[Katja Herbers @katjaherbers]

I wish Taylor Swift was in love with a climate scientist

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

cigar smokers do you know about that shit smell cloud you introduce to the space

[gaut @0xgaut]

These people have *mastered* SEO

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

lord give me the serenity of a ribbed tee gold chain peace sign plant gay

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

clap if you think she should suffer

[Erick Vellon @erickruben_]

@aksyelihmsr Te voy a bloquear

[tyler oakley @tyleroakley]

NOT A DRAG QUEEN, A PASTOR

[faith @faiththegemini]

mr krabs when he heard them billionaire’s was on their way🥴

[Katya @katya_zamo]

Why aren’t Julia Roberts and George Clooney married? I’ll take my answer off the air

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

being straight in public is now illegal

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

I think we may have a reason to sit at the table for this discussion.

[Yvie Oddly (blue checkmark) @OddlyYvie]

The amount of money they had to pay for gay beer to destroy gay beer because the beer is gay 🤣

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

Clearwater Florida, bitch.