“Something Big Is Happening”
Rival political candidates fall in love with each other despite ideological differences via reading each other’s increasingly frantic mass fundraising emails
“Dan Sullivan PLUS Dan Sullivan wins the Alaska Election by thousands of votes”
Trump demands that votes for “Fake Dan Sullivan” be given to “Real Dan Sullivan” in Alaska senatorial race.
When life gives you lemons, leave them on the counter for about a week, then move them to the fridge and promise yourself you’ll remember to use them, then watch them shrivel up and harden in the crisper bin until finally facing facts and doing what needs to be done…