Gary Ratowski

1999-2002 duck-duck-goose champion.

[Gary Ratowski @ericmacfarlane_]

Handshakes over pancakes; making deals over making meals.

[Gary Ratowski @ericmacfarlane_]

“I’ve never had butt worms.”
- a little kid at breakfast.

[Gary Ratowski @ericmacfarlane_]

“Why are you guys covered in mud?”
“We had a mud fight…duh.”

[Gary Ratowski @ericmacfarlane_]

The little girl across the street wanted some of my chicken fingers and they were spicy and she cried. That’s hilarious

[Gary Ratowski @ericmacfarlane_]

“Dude, you think I’m not going to buy a pocket pussy after work and fuck it?”

[Gary Ratowski @ericmacfarlane_]

I feel 14 in a 75 year old body.

[Gary Ratowski @ericmacfarlane_]

Hospitals are a sad place man.

[Gary Ratowski @ericmacfarlane_]

Ever think about how many ants could be on you right now?

[Gary Ratowski @ericmacfarlane_]

Damn, Gladice.

[Gary Ratowski @ericmacfarlane_]

Uber driver: you know how notorious women are for complaining? Complain complain complain.

[Gary Ratowski @ericmacfarlane_]

My moms opinion on Scheifele’s hit:
“It’s playoffs and that’s hockey”

[Gary Ratowski @ericmacfarlane_]

Weatherman seems off his rocker a bit

[Gary Ratowski @ericmacfarlane_]

My goal is to not make the same mistake once.

[Gary Ratowski @ericmacfarlane_]

Not having a working phone number is kind of nice.

[Gary Ratowski @ericmacfarlane_]

My dad just asked google if a banana was a fruit.

[Gary Ratowski @ericmacfarlane_]

Sometimes I wish my friends moms were hot and wanted to bang.

[Gary Ratowski @ericmacfarlane_]

That’s what you get for vaping like a mad man - Kim

[NHL Public Relations @NHLPR]

398 – that’s how many days it’s been since Jack Campbell lost a game.

Campbell collected his 10th straight victory and established a @MapleLeafs franchise record for the longest win streak by a goaltender. #NHLStats

[Brady Trettenero @BradyTrett]

Jack Campbell gets emotional as he looks up at the jumbotron and sees how happy his teammates are for his 10 straight wins

[Gary Ratowski @ericmacfarlane_]

I live in what you’d call a, “milfy,” area.

[Gary Ratowski @ericmacfarlane_]

“Speed kills, so do hotdogs.”