EricMalcolm 📼🐶🐰🌮👶🏈🦖👻

Pop-culture nerd, horror-fiend, animal lover, proud atheist, OG TZ, & taco enthusiast. Girl-dad. I go hard in the 4th quarter. All thoughts expressed my own.

[EricMalcolm 📼🐶🐰🌮👶🏈🦖👻 @ericmalcolm]

When u realize what's waiting @ the end of the week #MondayMotivation #Fridaythe13th @JasonLVoorhees @Friday13thGame

[EricMalcolm 📼🐶🐰🌮👶🏈🦖👻 @ericmalcolm]

@Arbys Go for it

[EricMalcolm 📼🐶🐰🌮👶🏈🦖👻 @ericmalcolm]

Hey folks. It's been weeks since I've been on here. WHAT are you still doing here?, lol. 🤷🏼

[EricMalcolm 📼🐶🐰🌮👶🏈🦖👻 @ericmalcolm]

@OmegaRecon @A_Ciolli @Browns Manziel, Justin Gilbert, Owen Marecic, Dwayne Bowe, hell even Deshaun Watson, hell it goes on and on...

ALL WORSE.

[EricMalcolm 📼🐶🐰🌮👶🏈🦖👻 @ericmalcolm]

@joelvmoran Jimmy Haslam thinks like most Americans vote:

Oh I'm sure the washed-up rapist is the answer!

Fuck the Browns, and for the 42 years I've been alive, I was a fan. Fuck em.

[EricMalcolm 📼🐶🐰🌮👶🏈🦖👻 @ericmalcolm]

@iggynwiggy @BrettKollmann They did him dirty. Stefanski, Berry, and the ringleader Haslam, who brought in the pervert. As a once diehard fan of the team, I'm only now just checking the score, because I knew they would suck, and honestly, I'm basically done with this POS team and organization.

[EricMalcolm 📼🐶🐰🌮👶🏈🦖👻 @ericmalcolm]

Perfect sponsor for this 💩 team. I don't Twitter anymore, but just figured I'd come take a peek at Brown's Twitter. What a fucking joke. Move/sell the team, whatever, we don't even care anymore. 🤷🏼

[DUDE Wipes @DUDEwipes]

We made it @Browns

[EricMalcolm 📼🐶🐰🌮👶🏈🦖👻 @ericmalcolm]

How long have you been on this circuit, boy with balls on his face? 🤔

[EricMalcolm 📼🐶🐰🌮👶🏈🦖👻 @ericmalcolm]

It's a neighborly day in this beautywood, a neighborly day for a beauty.

[EricMalcolm 📼🐶🐰🌮👶🏈🦖👻 @ericmalcolm]

@punner55 Nah, just been watching Garfield and Friends all day long with Gremlin.

[EricMalcolm 📼🐶🐰🌮👶🏈🦖👻 @ericmalcolm]

We're ready to party, we're ready. I hope you bring lots of spaghetti.

[EricMalcolm 📼🐶🐰🌮👶🏈🦖👻 @ericmalcolm]

https://t.co/WTTahZ89YA

[EricMalcolm 📼🐶🐰🌮👶🏈🦖👻 @ericmalcolm]

@orphieus 🎶 EVERYBODY DANCE NOW! 🎶

[EricMalcolm 📼🐶🐰🌮👶🏈🦖👻 @ericmalcolm]

"Dad, why did you take me to a gay steel mill?"

[EricMalcolm 📼🐶🐰🌮👶🏈🦖👻 @ericmalcolm]

Watching The Godfather Part 2 with the Gremlin last night. 📺🍿💜

[EricMalcolm 📼🐶🐰🌮👶🏈🦖👻 @ericmalcolm]

@MikeNerdlaw @HollywoodHandle Haha me too, and I basically only read about movies in my free time

[EricMalcolm 📼🐶🐰🌮👶🏈🦖👻 @ericmalcolm]

@SourceHalloween Sadly 6 is really the only one I remember from that bunch (that the one with Paul Rudd?). I watched them all with my first GF who was obsessed, like 20+ years ago, but since I've only revisited the first, 3, and H20.

[EricMalcolm 📼🐶🐰🌮👶🏈🦖👻 @ericmalcolm]

@land_browns @RuiterWrongFAN I'm not, doing shit, and appreciate the update

[EricMalcolm 📼🐶🐰🌮👶🏈🦖👻 @ericmalcolm]

I have come here, to chew bubble gum, and take a nap. And I'm all out of bubble gum.

[EricMalcolm 📼🐶🐰🌮👶🏈🦖👻 @ericmalcolm]

Happy Friday, folks. I'm finally starting to feel human, after the flu this week. I'm home today, and hoping to loaf around with the Gremlin (although she's turned into a stinker who gets into EVERYTHING). Have a good one!

[EricMalcolm 📼🐶🐰🌮👶🏈🦖👻 @ericmalcolm]

@TarantinoWorld I remember seeing that first part in the trailer (that I watched like 100x before actually seeing the movie). Could have kept it in, but the silly Charlie Dance was kinda stupid.