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[jack slime @corduroyjackson]

120 primo drive in fort myers beach. If anyone can do a wellness check, I haven’t heard from my mom or grandpa since 3pm yesterday #fmb #FortMyersBeach

[e-marie @ericmariedavid]

today was scheduled to interview an older lawyer for some contract work our firm has, but he never got on the zoom. He emailed later and opened with “i called you on the internet like you asked…”

like sir calm down, I don’t like “the internet” either.

[cassidy xcx @olsencassidy]

Jean-Marc Vallée is one of my favorites, I adore the rhythm of his editing and the way he thinks about memory and trauma, way ahead of the pack all trying to do the same thing. I think about his style all the time. So so sad

[e-marie @ericmariedavid]

The silent, knowing glance that dads with pocket knives give this morning when the rest of the family finally calls on them for help. Watch those egos.

[e-marie @ericmariedavid]

@rgay @netflix “We see you. We hear you. You’re suspended.”

[e-marie @ericmariedavid]

@verge "We see you. We hear you. You're suspended."

[e-marie @ericmariedavid]

This guy always finds the gayest way to say things.

[Mike Pence @Mike_Pence]

Pence warns of Biden policies' consequences: 'Weakness arouses evil' | Fox News https://t.co/bhtl4UKcg2

[cancela lansbury @gossipbabies]

October… the Thursday of the year. Slutty but intellectual

[e-marie @ericmariedavid]

@mattbwhitlock12 No thank you

[e-marie @ericmariedavid]

@gobloid3 I remember going outside to play basketball while the Saddam Hussein hanging video loaded at my friends house because he had dial-up internet

[e-marie @ericmariedavid]

If you haven’t sang, out loud, every single task that you are actively completing to the tune of Angel by Shaggy for several hours straight... then do you even work from home?

[John Saward @RBUAS]

“Add 30” is the only necessary microwave feature everything else is just being dramatic

[e-marie @ericmariedavid]

2020 is like: ugh yes allow Chipotle to use Face ID, stop wasting my time

[e-marie @ericmariedavid]

I’m like... really good at this..

[e-marie @ericmariedavid]

Who wants to be my language partner?

[e-marie @ericmariedavid]

Last night a mosquito bit the palm of my hand??? I thought that was against against the rules but ok

[e-marie @ericmariedavid]

The only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is 30-50 feral hogs

[e-marie @ericmariedavid]

Hitch was a documentary on incels

[e-marie @ericmariedavid]

Duolingo, you’ve reached level 9000 in condescension.

[The Guardian @guardian]

Snake on a plane goes 9,300 miles from Australia to Scotland in woman's shoe https://t.co/pYtHLIIRvm