Eric Matte

[Eric Matte @ericmatte]

Can’t fight the jealousy I’m feeling right now watching all these teams play in regionals. As special as last year was, this year is the complete opposite. #geauxtigers #foreverlsu

[Eric Matte @ericmatte]

When will bread companies stop trying to fool customers and change a serving to two slices of bread.

[Eric Matte @ericmatte]

Had a 4-year-old ask my wife if I was her dad. My wife is 12-days-older than me.

[Eric Matte @ericmatte]

Did not have “hearing cheerleaders cheer in French” on my list of firsts for 2024.

[Eric Matte @ericmatte]

Just watched a guy make 3 sandwiches for his lunch in the break room.

[taylornicole @ay_taybay]

Jason Kelce just retired from the NFL. He has 3 little girls. He’s a HoF center. Married to an absolute gem.

He tailgated with Bills fan. Drank out of bowling balls. Cheered on his baby brother. Lifted up a little girl at the game so she could see Taylor Swift.

And people still wants to complain.
Do me a favor? Smile more. Laugh a little. Unclench your buttholes.

[Eric Matte @ericmatte]

Ready for everybody's new year's resolutions to end. #gymistoocrowded

[Eric Matte @ericmatte]

It's not going in our yard, Russ. It's going in our living room.

[Eric Matte @ericmatte]

Village bread from Little Village would be so delicious right now.

[Eric Matte @ericmatte]

Can we all try listening to Changes by Tupac again and give it another shot to fix the world?

[Eric Matte @ericmatte]

Gorgeous uniforms by #Auburn today.

[Eric Matte @ericmatte]

Just heard somebody say something about 1973 and immediately thought, "huh, about a quarter of a century ago" 😳😳😳

[Eric Matte @ericmatte]

@benjeaux @ChabertMarty @NorbNolty @TannerDMagee I see some Denvers, a picana, filets, ribeye, and a strip?

[Eric Matte @ericmatte]

@YouTubeTV Used to be @MLBNetwork but you messed that up.

[Eric Matte @ericmatte]

@JGarr2687 Beautiful family!

[Eric Matte @ericmatte]

Hey Stetson, your last name is Bennet not Bennet IV.

-Sore loser with a pet peeve

[Eric Matte @ericmatte]

Saints are a Jared Cook fumble away from 5/5 against Brady's Bucs.

[Eric Matte @ericmatte]

@JonRothstein But all the "LSU fans" that watched their first 20 minutes of basketball said this team sucks playing against real competition. No way we won today.

[Eric Matte @ericmatte]

@valleyshook Early signing day should have been prior to the start of football season.