Eric Braun

just here for the zipline. New album PROBLEMS! available everywhere now

[Eric Braun @ericmbraun]

texts from mom

[Eric Braun @ericmbraun]

@TheRisingArmy77 Ex-wives must’ve had the kids over thanksgiving weekend so they had nothing else to do

[Eric Braun @ericmbraun]

@JonnyRoot_ Man this is devastating. How will people learn about Jesus now?!?

[Tim Hannan @TimHannan]

The Pettysburg Address

[Justin Amash @justinamash]

“Socialism is when I don’t like something.”

[antipodean scourge @guywhoiswoke]

The return of Public Spectacle Executions is widely known by historians as the first sign of things going really well

[Eric Braun @ericmbraun]

@Riley_Gaines_ I was so mad about a stranger minding their own business on a plane that I just had to get on twitter and post about it! Also I suck at swimming

[Eric Braun @ericmbraun]

@fasc1nate Brilliant film detail, or continuity error..?

[Eric Braun @ericmbraun]

@PabloTorre Tremendous unintentional self-own from them here

[Eric Braun @ericmbraun]

@KurtBenkert This has to be a bit, right?

[Eric Braun @ericmbraun]

@Sassafrass_84 I swear to god if you added up the IQ of every single American you wouldn’t even get to triple digits

[Eric Braun @ericmbraun]

@TazimWajidWajed Gatekeeping twitter users for shitting on Watson is just such a weird hill to die on man. I get that he hasn’t been charged with a crime. It’s not a courtroom, it’s the internet. Have a good one

[Eric Braun @ericmbraun]

@TazimWajidWajed You know what, you’re right. He’s done nothing wrong and he is a model citizen. I take everything I said back and will no longer talk shit about alleged sexual predators on twitter (unless they’re white)

[Eric Braun @ericmbraun]

@TazimWajidWajed You literally say in your post that nobody gives a shit about what those three did but we care about Watson because he’s black. I’m telling you the public perception of those 3 was just as bad when they were in the news. Gtfoh with your race baiting shit

[Eric Braun @ericmbraun]

@NickAdamsinUSA She got fired too you dumb hack

[Eric Braun @ericmbraun]

@TazimWajidWajed You don’t think people have put the same effort into hating Big Ben, Favre and Kraft? Is this your first day on the internet? This isn’t about color but thanks for putting the time into this 7 paragraph post defending a rapist

[Eric Braun @ericmbraun]

@mattschneidman

[Eric Braun @ericmbraun]

@MySportsUpdate @TaylorRooks @NFLonPrime Hope she got hazard pay for having to be alone in the same room as that guy

[Eric Braun @ericmbraun]

@RobDemovsky

[Eric Braun @ericmbraun]

@mattvanswol “Let’s go home, son. We’ve been defeated by the woke liberal glass display cases yet again”

[Eric Braun @ericmbraun]

@25YearsAgoLive I don’t see it working out for him