Eric Santos

2011 shitposter of the year, nothing since

[Eric Santos @ericmsantos]

ChatGPT after I tell it all of my problems.

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

🚨#BREAKING: A German soccer fan who flew to the USA but was fearful about coming because of news about criminals and people being mean...

...breaks down into TEARS, live on air saying he has FALLEN IN LOVE with America after a random man named "Bob" in Boston gave him a ride home after he was stuck at a game with no way back to his hotel

The German soccer fan's name is Sebastian, he said after meeting Bob, he extended his entire trip.

He said leaving America will hurt worse than watching Germany get knocked out of the World Cup.

"I fall in love with America. I'm sorry, it's just so emotional. Americans are not rude... if we are together, we can achieve great things."

THIS IS THE AMERICA I KNOW!!!!!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Eric Santos @ericmsantos]

Canada gets Kawhi Leonard and we get Justin Trudeau! WORST TRADE EVER!!!

[Footy Humour @FootyHumour]

The stadium cleaning staff seeing that Japan has been eliminated:

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

This World Cup is doing wonders to America PR😭

[ThienemanSZN🇺🇸 @ThienemanSZN]

How it feels watching the US be better than other countries in sports we don’t care about

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

"Can the US win this World Cup?"

Zlatan Ibrahimovic: "Yes"

[Eric Santos @ericmsantos]

iAlcoholism

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Fan sneaked tequila into the stadium in a flask disguised as a cell phone

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

Americans talking World Cup today

[Eric Santos @ericmsantos]

Steven Spielberg is to aliens as Quentin Tarantino is to feet #DisclosureDay

[High Yield Harry @HighyieldHarry]

Inspiring.

This young man came to America with no hair and zero bitches.

Now he has a full head of hair and 55 children.

[Eric Santos @ericmsantos]

and I have to use paper straws for the environment when they do this bullshit

[Restoring Your Faith in Humanity @HumanityChad]

Years ago at a Washington State music festival, one man danced alone on a grassy hill while others glanced, laughed, and his roommate warned he was being filmed.

[Fight With Memes @FightWithMemes]

What's the equivalent of flowers to men?

[doomer @uncledoomer]

thats a great idea. you could even build special roads for them out of metal, connecting major cities

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

they are fighting back against ozempic

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

Trump threatening Iran for weeks

[incognito tab #3 @notcrypticno]

Nuke the data centers

[Alfin @AlfinCodes]

Me giving Claude full access to my computer

[Coder girl 👩‍💻 @dev_maims]

“AI will replace you”

Me who already replaced myself with Claude: