Eric Nash

[Eric Nash @ericnash24]

Coordinated my poop schedule so I’ll still have enough time to warm up my car before McDonald’s breakfast ends, I think I’ve reached my final form

[Eric Nash @ericnash24]

@kfcbarstool Wordle 203 1/6

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[Eric Nash @ericnash24]

@KFCBarstool Thanks for showing me that this exists, I’m now addicted to wordle

[Eric Nash @ericnash24]

@petertripi18 Thanks bud!

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

These refs are a joke

[Eric Nash @ericnash24]

One of the biggest flaws of our parent’s generation was that they let establishments like Ponderosa and Friendly’s go out of business before we had our own disposable income to go and support them. I love and miss those places dearly

[Eric Nash @ericnash24]

@LookingBeyond2 @tmapes7 @AbcBeltran @andyholloway Thought your bio said “question everything” and not “blindly follow fantasy football advice from the internet.” ...but that’s just me

[Pete Blackburn @PeteBlackburn]

Lotta people love to advocate for mental health then dunk on someone clearly having an episode

[Eric Nash @ericnash24]

Driving long distances with a road rage driver is fun, my girlfriend just yelled “if that’s another baby on board sign I’m gonna run that car off the fucking road”

[Eric Nash @ericnash24]

@QuentinSteffen @ZachUzar I made that joke and that was literally the origin of this tweet, get outta my brain weirdo

[Chelsey 🌻 @chelseysandwich]

Narrowed down the name pool for my potential new kitten, but need help deciding cause they’re all so friggin cute. Brown, female tabby, and go.

[Eric Nash @ericnash24]

@LenhardA1 It’s not quite a fedora but it’s dorky enough

[Eric Nash @ericnash24]

@BarstoolBigCat Top left looks like 64 year old Bill Gates

[Eric Nash @ericnash24]

Today my girlfriend forgot how old she was and asked me.. she’s 27. Early onset dementia or just stoned and dumb?

[Chelsey 🌻 @chelseysandwich]

@ericnash24 : “I’m really good at eating fruit by the foot with no hands”

[Eric Nash @ericnash24]

@jim_honsberger Perfect for a kitten then

[Eric Nash @ericnash24]

The hardest part about hopefully eventually adjusting to being married is going to be wearing a ring every day after 24 years of being a heterosexual male #vitaminthoughts

[Eric Nash @ericnash24]

I’m thankful pot burns as easily as it does, because if it was anything like starting a campfire or a charcoal grill I’d be way less interested in getting high #vitaminthoughts

[Eric Nash @ericnash24]

@ClarenceAsMABL

[Eric Nash @ericnash24]

@Jon_Bud13

[Eric Nash @ericnash24]

@KennyCarlucci I’m a big “See you soon” kinda guy, even though I have no intention on seeing them anytime in the near future