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Here for all your dad / bonus dad needs. Composer, songwriter, IT expert. @MarshallU. 3w2. #ActuallyAutistic. Grateful husband to @feistyleslie.

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Hey, I'm doing a thing. https://t.co/tf45OA3kap

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@cptnjess Same

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@CelebrityPool John Astin still surprises me regularly.

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@Shawno74 @CelebrityPool Not to be confused with Sleve McDichael

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@jada_crypto @notcapnamerica Even in this scenario boundaries / expectations are important. It’s the difference between a safety net and enablement.

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@freddieoconnell Hoping you can return us to our foggy greatness.

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@seanonolennon Good thing Churchill didn't tell private citizens not to help at Dunkirk.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Sources Allege Tim Walz’s ‘Aw, Shucks’ Persona Merely Facade Concealing True ‘Gee Whiz’ Tendencies https://t.co/jPEWOH9Dl8

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@Ashy_slashee

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@emzanotti Does any church consider DaVinci’s painting to be a sacred relic? Or is it just a culturally significant image that gets sent up or referenced multiple times a year?

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@elonmusk OpenAI to society: “let me take you down”

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I have heard some wild takes in this reality in the last 18 hours.

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@emzanotti That headline. 😬

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@seanonolennon This was a good reminder for me to regularly ponder your mother’s health and wish her well.

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@ThatEricAlper Hey Jude

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Meta decided that naaah, the fake @elonmusk profile I reported can stay. SMH

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@boneysoups @shdwbxng Would like to take a nap at Big Mattress, tbh

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@stayupbeet @GreggDCaruso Hmm... is there something newsworthy that announcing his death would minimize?

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@ThatEricAlper Alison
Jessica
Michelle
Rikki Don't Lose That Number

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@JaydenLibran It will improve but the cadence of AI generated voices is so obvious to me. The spectrum of dynamics and inflection is only subset of the human voice's capability.

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@WilliamShatner @bloomerangTech I've seen this happen in private equity acquisitions where the acquiring organization files business incorporation documents incorrectly. Never in the nonprofit world though. Odd.