Eric Smith

[nina. @ninadelaflores]

I let my 7y old order his own food:

Him: “Can I have 2 little cheeseburgers with ketchup and mustard only?”

Worker: “Did you want cheese?”

Him: “Yes”

*turns to me*

“If I said cheeseburgers, then that definitely meant I wanted cheese on it, right?”

[Alice in Chains @AiCLayneStaley]

“Rotten Apple”

[🎸 Rock History 🎸 @historyrock_]

Glen Campbell & Roy Clark don't get nearly the recognition they deserve

[Diamondback Energy @Diamondback_EP]

U.S. Representative August Pfluger (TX), U.S. Representative Julie Fedorchak (ND), and EPA Region 6 Administrator Scott Mason IV visited the Permian Basin, where Diamondback Energy had the privilege of hosting them at one of our production facilities in Midland County.

Our Diamondback team provided a tour of the facility to the congressional representatives and EPA Region 6 staff, showcasing the dedication and effort required to produce American energy. The group also observed a demonstration by ChampionX, highlighting our advanced emissions monitoring system.

We were honored to spotlight the hard work and innovation of the men and women in the Permian Basin energy industry!

[Eric Smith @ericodessa]

@BallparkWay Ham

[Hoops @Hoopss]

Do ACLs only exist so they can tear? You never hear about an ACL doing anything good. B*itchass ligament.

[Tour Golf (not PGA Tour) @PGATUOR]

DJ shares his secret for breaking 70 💯

[Diamondback Energy @Diamondback_EP]

Interested in joining our team as a Marketing Accountant? We're hiring!

This position will act as a liaison between Marketing and Revenue Accounting to ensure SOX compliance and Accounting’s understanding of all Marketing Contracts. Key responsibilities include reviewing new and existing contracts, ensuring compliance, and assisting with the completion of month-end accruals and financial reporting, among other duties.

A bachelor's degree and 5+ years of oil and gas accounting experience is required.

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[𝕰𝖒𝕲 @Emilio2763]

This is the Greatest Thing You’ll See Today…

[eve @eveforamerica]

I wonder if this works.

I’m gonna try it.

My husband will certainly be happy to assist.🤭

[🇺🇸𝓒𝓱𝓪𝓭🇺🇸𝓗𝓪𝓻𝓻𝓲𝓼𝓸𝓷🇺🇸 @Texas_jeep__guy]

Absolutely zero.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

One of my biggest pet peeves is people with a delayed reaction to a green light. Look, I may be 13th in the queue but I still got ambitions for this light, motherfucker.

[Juanita Broaddrick @atensnut]

Just listen to these announcers and crowd in their excitement about President Trump as AF1 does flyover at Daytona 500.

The excitement is overwhelming!!!

https://t.co/e3U9iA2Ni6

[Phil Mickelson @PhilMickelson]

Here’s why having a rational conversation doesn’t work in CA

CA uses 1.5-1.7 mil barrels of oil a day. CA produces 400k yet has more than enough to be self reliant. Instead CA buys from Iraq and other countries to supply the need. It costs more, is dirtier and burns more pollutants in the air, needs to be shipped around the world in cargo ships that pollutes the air and has a possibility to spill more oil exponentially into the oceans then the pipeline with safety valves which far exceeds the requirements (SOC Sable offshore). This is a case of idiots wanting what “sounds” good rather than is good for the environment. The govt needs to see the big picture and do what’s best for the state and country and stand up to this incompetence, however the CCC (CA coastal commission) is made up of said idiots 🤦‍♂️🤷‍♂️

[Mike Netter @nettermike]

Scary quote of the day

[RJ Ochoa @rjochoa]

Troy Aikman on ESPN talking about the Cowboys moving on from Mike McCarthy:

“I love the Dallas Cowboys. I played there for 12 years. I wish them well. But to say it’s a coveted job… I’m not sure that I would agree with that.”

[A Man Of Memes @RickyDoggin]

I can't get enough of this one 😂🤣😂

[Cam.™ @_CameronLane]

Let this sink in.

You pay 30% of your check as Federal Income Tax.

You pay 10% in most States Income Tax.

You pay another 7% in Sales Tax.

You pay another 8% in Property Tax.

55% of your check is taken from you before you even get home from work.

Then they doubled gas prices.

Then they doubled food prices.

Then they doubled mortgage rates.

Then they give all your money away to other countries.

[RC Maxfield @RCMB323]

Classy move by Joey McGuire to take a timeout to allow the crowd to give Tahj Brooks a standing ovation.

A moment he has earned and deserves

Tahj is truly a Red Raider Legend