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The key to being happy isn't a search for meaning, it's to just keep yourself busy with unimportant nonsense. And eventually, you'll be dead. - Mr. Peanutbutter

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once a wrestler figures out the trick, they can advance easily, just like Little Mac vs King Hippo. Hence, Dewanojo remains in the low divisions. Kazunofuji here has not figured out the trick, and it is like nothing I've ever seen

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@Jomboy_ "He's a brick wall, can't knock him over" https://t.co/nmed7JheML

Dewanojo is the 550lb guy. He and his opponent here are both in division 5, the minor leagues. I like to compare Dewanojo to King Hippo from Mike Tyson's Punch Out XD

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@Maffewgregg a "You Talk Too Much" in this 80s cartoon called Bravestarr a few seconds after 5:55 https://t.co/5LL2GbPQT2

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@Jomboy_ that security guard getting clobbered by the USA's six a minute ago lol. "be aware of balls leaving the field" they'd say at a baseball game I'm sure

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@Maffewgregg at 1:50 of this video the player does the Rick Rude dance https://t.co/lYh7ZIWMD2

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This sucks a lot, guys. Give riders useful information please

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@SoundTransit how am I supposed to know which train to get on when there are 2 trains parked at Northgate Station? It said "next train nb platform" but the train west of the tracks left and I'm still here on the other train

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"I was a weird loner, saddled with nebulous self-concept and starved for emotional stimulus of any kind. How else does *anyone* get involved in fandom spaces?"

from https://t.co/fpzcESc7Jf

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@GNCordova I totally agree that these should be free - I've invited people into mine and they go "I could never live here." Sadly the city went a step further a few years back and banned any new micro studios smaller than 220 sqft, so now the $800 140sqft pods are hot commodities

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I remember in my 20s there being a bunch of cultural messaging that was like "say yes to everything!" and "live like there's no tomorrow!" these are both terrible pieces of advice. Combined, they're a recipe for being taken advantage of and terribly hung over

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This episode of Bingo is called Bingo

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The phrase "hurt people hurt people" implies that people who've been hurt are dangerous. Statistics show that most abuse victims do not go on to abuse others

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Fitbit awarded me a bunch of "fitness zone minutes" for the panic attack I went through last night

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Thank God for rancho Bravo. I should have eaten two burritos

It has been a night

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we live in a world where pretty much no extreme is so implausible that it's a clear joke. I'd argue that even Jonathan Swift's writing, when read today, is not clear satire except to people who've already heard of the guy

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Yesterday's WH hearing revealed Twitter execs asking their employees "don't let WW3 begin on this platform" after T***p killed Suleimani, an option presented by his advisers as a joke they thought he'd never take seriously https://t.co/yCL7qzvlXm

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What really gets me is how police will respond to reports of gunfire from people who don't know what gunshots sound like https://t.co/yoKjvIFWeH

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@Straander It's an ex-chemex

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@davenewworld_2 @AloyisiousOttr in Portland they brought out the cops to stop people from taking the dumpster food

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Proponents of driverless cars say "they cause fewer fatal accidents than human drivers" but I've seen the videos of AI cars - they drive so erratically and unpredictably that I'm sure people get into wrecks trying to avoid them, which likely aren't counted as AI related accidents