Eric

You're the most important thing in your life.

[Eric @ericparmesan]

I have seen slots in the following new establishments.

- Gas Station
- Hotel
- Bowling Alley
- Restaurant

What’s next supermarkets? Daycares? 🤣

[Eric @ericparmesan]

Never touching another Nintendo product. How are you patenting something that’s been in games for 20+ years. Fuck you

[Eric @ericparmesan]

Remember snoop “quitting smoking”. That shit was just an ad; Now I give 0 fucks about anything celebrities do.

[42 @TAMvn7dloEkJfU7]

DINER

[ash ★ @m3l4t0n1nn]

this is exactly how the election felt

[Eric @ericparmesan]

“Situationships” don’t exist. A hoe is a hoe, you creating a term to lie to yourself and others doesn’t make you not a hoe. I love hoes, I dislike liars.

[Eric @ericparmesan]

uzumaki 💀

[Eric @ericparmesan]

I spent 3 weeks of middle school watching March madness in science class, we are so fucked

[rosey🌹 @thechosenberg]

>gf gets bf flowers once
>should i marry her?

[Eric @ericparmesan]

I work, I rot, I sleep

I work, I rot, I sleep

I work, I rot, I sleep

I work, I rot, I sleep if I’m lucky

[Mesh🇧🇧 @rahsh33m]

She passed the test 🤣

[Eric @ericparmesan]

What’re the rich thinking?

Money won’t stop 🌎

[skin 𖣐 destroyer @gloomingly]

sorry for being your soul mate. as if it's my fault

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Thoughts?

[Eric @ericparmesan]

Saying you love someone while lying to them daily is crazy

[Antoine Hardy @Slangdini]

The lord is the greatest comedian giving her that tall goofy kid