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The Ceiling is the Roof

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Are people still washing their hands?

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https://t.co/rSHFVM2e9C

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@NathanDrakePS6 @barstoolsports @JonRothstein @PardonMyTake I bet if you cry more, the committee will change its mind

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@awfulannouncing

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@DickieV @UNC_Basketball Cry more
#GoHeels

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Man, it's gotta be tough playing 11 on 18. I hate when people blame the refs, but good grief, it's hard to see how lopsided they're calling this game and not think they're on the KC payroll

#HOUvsKC

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DID THE NFL OUTLAW HIP DROP
TACKLES OR NOT? THERE ARE 4000 EVERY GAME AND THEY NEVER THROW A FLAG!

#CHIvsDET

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@DavidFurones_ Am I the only Dolphins fan that doesn’t care about the perfect season? I’d like to see a championship before I die and that perfect season isn’t getting us closer to that

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@hughart_michael Lions

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@matthewhcullen @erinmatsonn #GoHeels

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@mikeyj2208 @B_Shousejr Exactly where I am. And apathy is worse than hatred

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@B_Shousejr

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@hughart_michael Duke

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@JoeRobbie_ Win what?

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@YoungLionBlog @NFL_DovKleiman W

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@TageForHart I hope he’s good. True, I despise the Bills. but I personally think Allen is the best QB in the league and hate to see anyone get hurt. But this is on the league. They throw around phrases like “player safety” all the while working on adding an 18th game. Shameful

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@AmandaG1722 @AdamHBeasley I love McDaniel but yeah, it appears that way. You can’t always be the “cool dad”

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@MattBarkley It's not a rivalry. But thanks for thinking it could be

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@JDB442 @LocaToma83 @AdamHBeasley You just called out a dude for being snarky

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@AndyFrancess If you're talking tonight, I'm with you. If you're talking about the season, I respectfully disagree. They didn't draft this guy to be Jeff Wilson's backup

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Let's Goooooooooooooooooo! #GoFins

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