Things most Americans agree on:
Groceries cost too much.
Tariffs suck and make no sense.
Congress and Presidents shouldnโt trade stocks.
The debt is a mess.
The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.
Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.
Americans are exhausted.
AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.
Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.
Canadians are super fucking cool.
Mexicans are chill.
Putin isnโt a good guy looking out for Americaโs best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.
Good neighbors are a blessing.
Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.
We all question, are we alone in the universe?
We all fuck up along the way.
Epstein didnโt hang himself.
The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. Itโs like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.
The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!
Things weโre told to fight about:
Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.
Thatโs the joke.
๐จdo you understand what just happened..
Trump sued his own IRS for $10 billion over leaked tax returns.. then settled with his own DOJ.. and the settlement created a $1.776 billion taxpayer-funded fund to compensate his political allies
the president filed the lawsuit.. the president's DOJ settled it.. the president's allies collect the money.. and you're paying for it
the fund covers Jan 6th defendants.. Mar-a-Lago raid claims.. the Russia investigation.. anyone who says they were a victim of "lawfare" can file a claim and get a check
they named it the "Anti-Weaponization Fund".. and made the number $1.776 billion.. they even made the corruption patriotic
in 1974 Nixon resigned for using government agencies against political enemies.. in 2026 the government is cutting checks to political allies and calling it justice
Not even exaggerating in the slightest when I say that this is one of the coolest things Iโve ever seenโฆ
A no-dip, mid-air 3 ball? Are you kidding me?
Iโve watching this 100x & I donโt plan on stopping any time soon. This is amazing.