Eric Hutchinson

[Eric Hutchinson @ericrhutch]

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[Eric Hutchinson @ericrhutch]

@VerizonSupport I want my FM radio! Unlock the FM chip on all @Verizonwireless phones so I can listen for free! #unlockFM #freeradio

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Fruit and urinal give a bad name to cakes everywhere. http://t.co/Y9VXdr63mB

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http://t.co/A3ETOyFms5 "Look, Just Do Something to His Butt." - Cosmopolitan magazine finally runs out of cover ideas

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http://t.co/5pHJNJqSNc She wanted to be friends with benefits, but I said no because she didn't offer dental.

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http://t.co/zlgfBdnhNG "When it rains, it pours." -Shitty weatherman

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Is there anything sexier than a woman who reads? Yes: Models. http://t.co/gUGiIBQ2RF

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http://t.co/rUv1lqKMge Ran out of Manila envelops. Off to the Philippines.

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http://t.co/RrHiwCKXf7 "It's not you, it's me. " - twins looking at family photos

[Eric Hutchinson @ericrhutch]

Twitter can be like talking to crazy homeless people through protective glass. http://t.co/Ky7lFTHV8j

[Eric Hutchinson @ericrhutch]

http://t.co/UTFtp42Hmx "It's not you, it's me. " - twins looking at family photos

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http://t.co/YEPpk5IKA3 I call seahorses just 'horses' and the brown, cloppity ones 'landhorses'.

[Eric Hutchinson @ericrhutch]

Everyone knows Superman's father was Jor-El, but no one ever mentions his germophobic uncle, Pur-El. http://t.co/Z5rPj8cs

[Eric Hutchinson @ericrhutch]

http://t.co/rBIohtsL Whoever drew the food pyramid forgot to coat the outside in Ranch dressing.