Scotty 2 Hotty

Life is a gamble, and I'm all about my poker chips

[Sea of Thieves @SeaOfThieves]

Sea of Thieves: A Pirate's Life arrives June 22nd!

🗺 New Tall Tales combining the worlds of Sea of Thieves and Disney's Pirates of the Caribbean
🧜‍♀️ New Locations
🦀 New Enemies
🌊 New Tools
🐦 Captain Jack Sparrow

More about what's on the horizon: https://t.co/Ae9iiVLV6Z

[Max Suding @saxmuding]

@AmericanDadLive @Cinerdella Fucking dying 😂😂😂😂😂

[2024 National Champs @Plop04090445]

@LiteWaveG @insaneppltweets What do you think it means when you read a Tweet labeled “insane people tweets” and you’re like, hey I get that and it’s normal to me?

[Scotty 2 Hotty @EricScott93]

Remember. No Russian.

[Scotty 2 Hotty @EricScott93]

TF happened to Post Malone? Dude was on the fast track a year ago.

[Scotty 2 Hotty @EricScott93]

Found a subreddit called kidsarefuckingevil … in other news I have a vasectomy tomorrow.

[Scotty 2 Hotty @EricScott93]

I kinda feel like they hating on our hits, but we getting rich.

[Scotty 2 Hotty @EricScott93]

Semi annual listening of Take Care in progress. Please do not disturb

[Scotty 2 Hotty @EricScott93]

Truth is that I ain’t myself, and if y’all what I created then I hate myself.

[Scotty 2 Hotty @EricScott93]

@bakejales

[Scotty 2 Hotty @EricScott93]

BIG BAG BUSSIN OUT THE BENTLY BENTAYAGA

[Scotty 2 Hotty @EricScott93]

@sarcmuding But without stoinks you can’t go to the moon friend

[Scotty 2 Hotty @EricScott93]

Dumbass takes out huge personal loan to gamble* fixed it for u

[Rachel Louise Ensign @RachelEnsignWSJ]

NEW: My first story back @WSJ.

He took out a $20,000 personal loan and used it to purchase shares. Then the buzzy stock plunged nearly 80%.

The regular guys who invested in GameStock and lost big.

https://t.co/06OJdbKF87

[Scotty 2 Hotty @EricScott93]

Conspiracy theorists rn

[Scotty 2 Hotty @EricScott93]

Where did all those awesome money circle things go?? I need some cash.

[Scotty 2 Hotty @EricScott93]

Now I don’t know if all Boy Scouts are gay but they can probably tie the knot in like 50 different ways

[Scotty 2 Hotty @EricScott93]

@sarcmuding Supposed to. Stillll waitin

[Scotty 2 Hotty @EricScott93]

Just had to call a contractor for the fire alarm system and she said has anyone at the location tested positive for COVID 19 in the last 14 days. I said uhmmm we’re a hospital. *painfully awkward silence* so yes?

[Scotty 2 Hotty @EricScott93]

Dude on the radio just said this song is for the women that drive a Nissan Altima and had to throw their own baby showers 😂