Eric Feeney

Cute Energetic Escapist. This is just an anonymous list of quotes I hear and an example that I can have a healthy relationship with social media.

[Eric Feeney @ericsquotelist]

“I said social-IST not socia-BLE”

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“It’s not a lot of work if you just do it.”

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“I look like a liability.”

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“They need women, and I’m close enough.”

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“There’s an espresso machine but it’s a lawless place.”

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“Is this a hairdresser or a metal detector?”

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“There’s not enough liberal snowflakes with boats and that is upsetting.”

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“Your ankles are misleading.”

[Eric Feeney @ericsquotelist]

“They want me to look like a prickly pear.”

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“I only have 800 DVDs.”

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“I have eight boxes of bedsheets I need to go through because I know I have a gun in there."

[Eric Feeney @ericsquotelist]

“The emotional pom-poms appeared.”

[Eric Feeney @ericsquotelist]

“You will feel peace of mind or you will be defenestrated”

[Eric Feeney @ericsquotelist]

“I am officially replacing ChatGPT. Ask me a question and I will drink a gallon of water and then give you an incorrect answer”

[My Tweets Ricochet @tweetsricochet]

Some of you were not around for the ancient texts

[hannah is patient 0️⃣ @hantalkstaylor]

OMG LEAKED WOOD LYRICS???? This is such a departure for Taylor???

[Swifties For Hope @Swifties4Hope]

Celebrate The Life of a Showgirl while preventing the death of democracy! ❤️‍🔥 ⬇️

[Eric Feeney @ericsquotelist]

“Bad news gentlemen. The 8th graders have been debating who the smartest teacher in the school is, and no one in our department is in the discussion”

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“There’s a pelican trying to eat a Capybara. This happens all the time actually and it never works. The Capybara’s don’t seem to mind for some reason.”

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“Now listen, I’m not judging you. But everyone else is gonna”