Remember, if you can’t find any toilet paper in stores anymore, you can always just go buy one item at CVS and use the receipt instead #ToiletPaperApocalypse#Covid_19
The guy next to me on the #plane just took out 4 or 5 baby wipes from his bag and stuffed them down the front of his shirt and left them.... that was 20 mins ago.... I’m not even flying Spirit🤦🏼♂️😂 #wtf
When you’re eating at your desk in front of your laptop and accidentally hit the camera button, then all the sudden you’re faced by the up-close image of yourself eating like the fat-ass you are.... double chin n all🤷🏼♂️ #imashamed#fatty
It’s all fun & games, taking the only handicapped stall in the bathroom till you see someone in a wheelchair roll up from under the door, pull on the handle, see that it’s locked, and slowly roll back in the corner to wait...🤦🏼♂️ #ifeelbad#imajerk#hesgonnaseeicanwalk