Eric Svendsen

I am a parasitic organism with complex needs. Co-dependent, agoraphobic, dyslexicly bi-polar and overall a people person.

[Eric Svendsen @ericsvendsen]

@JoshRickerd @allenanalysis Thanks for your remarkable show of restraint. You should demand a Nobel Peace Prize.

[Eric Svendsen @ericsvendsen]

@LegionOfSkanks BTK

[Eric Svendsen @ericsvendsen]

@TimesArrowLite1 Sweet!

[Eric Svendsen @ericsvendsen]

@tehuti_ka @antonio_racca @EdKrassen Was trying to find this article too

[Eric Svendsen @ericsvendsen]

Please, all hail and follow my band @TheAngryOrb

[Eric Svendsen @ericsvendsen]

@2Saddington I appreciate the honesty of not rounding up to 70 inches, even if there likely have been occasions when he was too aroused to measure.

[Eric Svendsen @ericsvendsen]

@ProjectLincoln For some reason my Venmo isn’t working.

[Eric Svendsen @ericsvendsen]

@Kevin_R_Elder Cool. Let’s do it.

[Eric Svendsen @ericsvendsen]

Set a reminder for my upcoming Space! https://t.co/1dIkWVeAH8

[Eric Svendsen @ericsvendsen]

@Kevin_R_Elder Let’s figure out when works

[Eric Svendsen @ericsvendsen]

@Kevin_R_Elder No worries. Had no listeners. Still trying to figure out my audience but would love to have you on the show.

[Eric Svendsen @ericsvendsen]

@hitRECordJoe Here are my faves

[Eric Svendsen @ericsvendsen]

@T_DeLoach @davidhogg111 Knocked out your worms?

[Eric Svendsen @ericsvendsen]

@Slayer Any chance you guys can help me with my taxes? #taxslayer

[Jane Elias @eliastories]

Day 288 of #SonnetCoronaProject, where @eliastories collaborates with actors and writes #ASonnetADay for them to perform. Last line of each poem=first line of next. Every day until a vaccine becomes publicly available in NY. Today’s sonnet brought to you by @jeaninebartel.

[Eric Svendsen @ericsvendsen]

@gaetormom “So...you’re legal...?

[Eric Svendsen @ericsvendsen]

@JohnCornyn Let’s fix that:
“Future, former Presidents who tried to overthrow the United States government.”

[Eric Svendsen @ericsvendsen]

@mtgreenee Wow. You’re a fucking miracle.