Eric Smooth

King of Staten Island ain't got nothin' on me.

[Eric Smooth @ericthesmith]

open self promotion ahead: I made an album that came out today https://t.co/KbtA99e31R

[Tom Cruise @TomCruise]

Fun night with friends, watching a movie!!

[Eric Smooth @ericthesmith]

@autumn_lines Too real

[Eric Smooth @ericthesmith]

I drew 150 faces

[Eric Smooth @ericthesmith]

@autumn_lines Ash no

[Eric Smooth @ericthesmith]

Am I playing Animal Well? Best that ever did it pal.

[Eric Smooth @ericthesmith]

Out of bounds

[Interesting AF @interesting_aIl]

Power of volleyball players

[Eric Smooth @ericthesmith]

@julieklausner Julie!!!

[Eric Smooth @ericthesmith]

RIP

[Eric Smooth @ericthesmith]

Me not getting why Challengers is sexy: yeah I ordered some of that purple neck tape

[Tristan? @Tryplow]

Been making the tunes for this bad boy, check it out!

[Eric Smooth @ericthesmith]

Don't feel strongly either way about the album, but as a songwriter I feel I must say it is my greatest fear that even one person will read lyrics out of context.

[Eric Smooth @ericthesmith]

@darthryan @Criterion @CodyEastlick Literally let's do it

[Eric Smooth @ericthesmith]

They should build little wrestling rings in playgrounds

[Eric Smooth @ericthesmith]

This happened to me once followed by the abrupt Narcan of a guy being moved up to my row for creeping out the unaccompanied minors in the back 😬

[Eric Smooth @ericthesmith]

Only one who could do it is @SarahSquirm

[Jane Schoenbrun @sapphicspielbrg]

If you were casting Austin Powers remake who would u cast as Austin Powers? (In this hypothetical Mike Myers is not interested in returning, EP credit only energy)

[Eric Smooth @ericthesmith]

@autumn_lines That's what it's like. You got it.

[Eric Smooth @ericthesmith]

@connorratliff And let Connor Ratliff be a pirate!!

[Eric Smooth @ericthesmith]

@darthryan @patrickcotnoir @EntEarth Confirmed