E. Benton Van Dusen 🌵

I am the one they refer to as RedBeard

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Maybe don’t fire Nico?

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Where are the bodies Garth?

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Not a purchase, but very excited I now know how to do a thread

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Bought my family an Air Fryer m and Vacuum Sealer on Black Friday. Again, more excited about it than I should be.

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Purchased tires on Cyber Monday. Screaming deal, and as expected super excited about this.

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Last week, I bought a Buick. I’m more excited about it than I should be

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A thread of reasons why several recent purchases make me think I’m getting old…

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PSA - 90’s Rock is not Classic Rock. That is all

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For anyone who needed to know, this exists

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When at any major sporting event. Play the 50/50 @BarstoolBigCat

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Come on @NBCOlympics, our @USAShooting men roll the rest of the world, and Vinny &Connor only get 10 seconds on the Primetime show. Do better NBC

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@RichOToole Amen

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Not really a “ my city is better than yours” kinda guy, but Houston isn’t getting as good a of a view of the eclipse as DFW 😂😂😂

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@BarstoolBigCat @MrJerryOC Trust the system. I played in 4 leagues, won three of them and finished 3rd in a 16 man. Unbelievable run this year.

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8lbs 6oz. And yes, I marked the baby

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Wife literally went into labor at halftime. Why is there no TV in this L&D room?#BAMAvsMICH

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To the operating room we go!

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Alabama, football school

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Confirmed. Kansas, football school

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Kansas. Football school.

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If that wasn’t in INT, then Des caught it