Eric Wielo

Comedian. Writer. Funcle of the Year.
Up & Adams. Team Coco Alumnus.

[Eric Wielo @ericwielo]

@RyanHorvat Mike pleasures his wife and looks her in the eyes. Matt takes a shower immediately before and after sex and talks to his boys about it.

[Eric Wielo @ericwielo]

@RyanHorvat Fuck Lafluer.

[Eric Wielo @ericwielo]

@262jayjay @timcaraway @gmatzek The confidence in and relevance of you dog shit team over the past 8 years has gotten so bad fuck boy that your bum ass fanbase has resorted to "Packers Suck" chants at Wrigley. Look at Cubs Twitter after that win tonight. Rent free baby!!

[Eric Wielo @ericwielo]

They have two in 118 years in the third biggest market in baseball. It's sad and the Cubs fans I know know it. Talk to me more about Wrigley North and I'll bring up the fact that we live so much rent free in your heads that you've resorted to "Packers Suck" chants at Wrigley.

[Eric Wielo @ericwielo]

The saddest part about Cubs fans when it comes to the Brewers is that they think we're just going to go away. Our Farm System is stacked. They have nothing in theirs. We're about to win our 4th straight division title. If we win 1 World Series what is even the argument anymore?

[Eric Wielo @ericwielo]

@BrewersWin @Tweb_43 @SamOlbur And Henderson didn't even join the staff until what, June?! They won two in 118 years and are so cocky about it. They don't know ball. That's why they defend this bullshit their front office gives them.

[Eric Wielo @ericwielo]

@timcaraway @gmatzek Cubs fans. Perennial little brothers. 1908. And 2016. Wow! Two in 118 years. Third biggest market in baseball. You guys are so cool. We live rent free in your fucking heads and you know it.

[Eric Wielo @ericwielo]

@BaileyCarlin 🤔🤔 I can think of one in particular.

[Eric Wielo @ericwielo]

@TheGuySerious @Erinmaguire As a Packers fan, calling it Chicagoland just makes me giggle. It's like putting lipstick on a pig.

You will get your Chicagoland Bears of Hammond, Indiana, and you will like it.

[bregmantonicotobusch @bregmanicobusch]

8 straight fucking years and counting of the brewers Absolutely dog walking the Chicago Cubs. And the worst part about it? Tom ricketts does not give a fuck. Craig Counsell sure doesn’t seem to be phased. AND our fans chant Green Bay sucks down 6. We really are little brother

[Eric Wielo @ericwielo]

@SonRanto My spirits are always high when I see the Cubs on the Brewers schedule. I'll be going to bed smiling about my First Place Brewers.

[Rob Friedman @PitchingNinja]

Jacob Misiorowski with perhaps the most ABSURD first inning ever. 😳

10 Pitches at: 102, 103, 103, 103, 103, 103, 103, 103, 103 and 104 mph.

[Eric Wielo @ericwielo]

I know I'm getting old. Not because my body cracks or I'm always tired. It's mostly because I'm now getting Save The Dates to my friend's second marriages.

[Eric Wielo @ericwielo]

Of course "John and Kate Plus Hate" was on the board of Make-A-Wish Wisconsin.

To think there's now a dying six-year-old out there who will never receive their wish of a Halogram Charlie Kirk.

[Eric Wielo @ericwielo]

@crawlyscubs When the Cubs turn the Tables, this is ammo? 😂😂😂 Do you even hear yourself? You're the fucking Cubs. You should expect more from your own fucked franchise. Instead you bitch about shit like this from the smallest market in the league that has kicked your ass for the last 9 yrs

[Eric Wielo @ericwielo]

@TheGuySerious I'd say pretty well after these first two games 😂😂

[Eric Wielo @ericwielo]

@RyanHorvat If we win it all yes. Just so we can be as unbearably annoying as Cubs fans are currently winning one in 108 years. Enjoy Jedd and Craig. God Bless 🙏

[Eric Wielo @ericwielo]

My overweight aunt was Anti Covid Vaccine but now she's currently on Ozempic. This math isn't mathing for me. 🤔 🇺🇸

[Eric Wielo @ericwielo]

Join me on the @Bleacher_Bunch Podcast giving my way to early thoughts and predictions on your 2025 Milwaukee Brewers!!!

[Eric Wielo @ericwielo]

RIP to Mr. Baseball, the soundtrack to our Summers, and the heart of Wisconsin, Bob Uecker. No one embodied the spirit and heart of Milwaukee more than him. Hilarious, generous, humble, loving, and self deprecating. He was the Brewers. He was my childhood. He was one of a kind.