Eric W Mast

aka E*Rock

[melted radio @meltedradioo]

New guest episode by @ericwmast Melting in 30! On @xrayfm

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@kmikeym Food is thicker than water.

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@Ritzcrackers Enjoy here in the USA because they’re “Banned in Australia, Switzerland, Hungary, Iceland, Norway and Denmark… Hydrogenated cottonseed oils.” 😬

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@ze_zima @weirdc0re The 3D feedback is next level. Amazing work.

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My favorite sports athlete, to this day, is definitely Dick Butkiss.

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@dongstreth 🙏

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People always ask me, they say, “Eric, what’s the SECRET to making a really good Raisin Bran.” The answer is simple… it’s the in the raisins. (DM me for more info) #itstheraisins

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Did they make farts legal yet? Probably should, the prisons are full.

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@EdSunspot “Sorry musicians, we gabe your budget to Joe Rogg-n” ¯\__(ツ)__/¯

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I��ve invented a coffee table that’s made entirely from coasters. Scientists and moms agree that it’s brilliant.

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When I’m cooking the secret ingredient is always popcorn 🤫

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Tomorrow 1-5 pm!

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“There ain’t no cure for for the summer time blues… COVID 2.0” New branding campaign coming soon. It’s gonna be big. Hit me up Mr presidents chief medical advisor. 🤙

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Ants will eat anything that falls on the floor. No five second rule. That’s the big difference between me and ants.

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Trigger warning! There’s gonna be bad stuff out there.

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7 Important Things You Should Know About Horse Teeth https://t.co/Wi7BOkGeiO

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Whenever I see a really good art show I like to go up to the artist and shake their hand and say to them, “Smooth move brainiac.”

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@YACHT 50% of statistics are BS.

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The Hot Cheetos movie is pretty good but people are gonna freak out when they see my epic Vitamin Water biopic.