Eric Zorn

Proprietor of the Picayune Sentinel newsletter. Mincing Rascal. Emeritus Chicago. Tribune columnist. Fiddler. Heterodox liberal. [email protected]

[Eric Zorn @EricZorn]

@BpopeTV @Ashlee_Rezin This was totally on my 2026 bingo card.

[The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller]

REPUBLICAN SEN. TILLIS: “What Freakin’ parallel universe did I wake up in? You’re telling me — if it’s true — damaging the reflecting pool lining is something Pirro wants to prosecute… yet they’re releasing people who pled guilty to assaulting officers?”

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@jmetr22b Good things come to those who wait

[Charlie J. Johnson @Charliemagne]

$1.2 billion on performative cruelty.

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@the_illinoize Certainly will be a chapter in the follow-up edition of "Profiles in Courage."

[Acyn @Acyn]

CNN doing a side by side of Vance and Obama talking about nuclear inspections

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

You know what to do.

[Jon Hansen @JonHansenTalks]

15 hours, 13 minutes, 41 seconds of daylight.

We made it to the top!

Tomorrow we lose 3 seconds of daylight.

Try not to despair:

Latest sunset still a few days away.
49 post 8p sunsets left.

Still a ton of daylight to soak in, Chicago!

[Joe G @EastEndJoe]

Here’s the video!

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

HE STARTED THE WAR, you stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid motherfucker.

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

An elephant at the Texas Republican convention has urinated all over the floor.

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We need to talk about the new quip of the week contest and why you haven’t voted yet.
https://t.co/3F3Ou7FHVa

Finalists include

@robertwlk
@elainesim28
@_NatalieWould
@igreengod
@MelvinofYork
@RickAaron

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The American Diabetes Association ejected members from a conference last week for distributing copies of an editorial that had been published IN ITS OWN JOURNAL! Let's amplify that editorial, shall we?
https://t.co/8neS5KiQ27

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My contention that police ought to do more to assist motorists who are left stranded by investigations of highway incidents was not met with universal acclaim.
https://t.co/15bpmwo7iR

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Readers of the Picayune Sentinel have some suggestions about how to fix baseball --- https://t.co/i43hJtqnKb

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New issue out this morning!

[Rick Aaron @RickAaron]

Vote in @EricZorn’s Picayune Sentinel Quip of the Week poll 😂 https://t.co/sdzNByVG0d

[Eric Zorn @EricZorn]

New issue out this morning!

[Eric Zorn @EricZorn]

Readers of the Picayune Sentinel have some suggestions about how to fix baseball --- https://t.co/i43hJtqnKb

[Eric Zorn @EricZorn]

My contention that police ought to do more to assist motorists who are left stranded by investigations of highway incidents was not met with universal acclaim.
https://t.co/15bpmwo7iR