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[ɢʀɛɛռ ɢօɖ @iGreenGod]

Home is where the remote, coastal cave is. ❤️

African penguins have made their homes in these inaccessible caves off the coast of Namibia for generations—outsmarting even the cleverest of predators.

[ɢʀɛɛռ ɢօɖ @iGreenGod]

@machathewriter Silence is the final frontier; once you conquer the urge to fill it with noise, you finally start hearing what actually matters.

[ɢʀɛɛռ ɢօɖ @iGreenGod]

The loudest person in the room is usually the one most terrified of their own silence.

When you lose peace with your own thoughts, you start talking just to drown them out.

[ɢʀɛɛռ ɢօɖ @iGreenGod]

@Beyondyourknows I appreciate the optimism, but let’s hope the lesson lands before the bank account hits zero.

[ɢʀɛɛռ ɢօɖ @iGreenGod]

My kid asked for money.
I asked for respect.

Neither of us got what we wanted.

[ɢʀɛɛռ ɢօɖ @iGreenGod]

@NeelamWrites मुश्किलें तो बस तराशने का एक तरीका हैं, जो गिरकर संभलना सीख गए, वही कल इतिहास लिखते हैं।

Hardships are just a way of polishing us; those who learn to rise after falling are the ones who write history tomorrow.

[ɢʀɛɛռ ɢօɖ @iGreenGod]

🍁 आज का संदेश 🍁

वक्त को अपना बनाने में वक्त तो लगता है,
लेकिन जिसने आज वक्त का सम्मान किया,

कल पूरी दुनिया उसी का सम्मान करती है।

[ɢʀɛɛռ ɢօɖ @iGreenGod]

@Ghatohwo Precisely, knowing when to drop the mic and walk away is the ultimate power move.

[ɢʀɛɛռ ɢօɖ @iGreenGod]

Stop explaining.

Silence is the loudest way to say, "We're done."

When you stop arguing, you finally start winning.

[ɢʀɛɛռ ɢօɖ @iGreenGod]

@MTahir40212799 Exactly, because time is the only thing that never offers a refund, no matter how much you try to bargain with it.

[Selurus @selurus]

Playing with your kids and reliving your childhood are the best moments 😊

[Lukman Aufbau @lukmanAufbau]

Being a SaaS founder is hard.

Building the product is only half the job.

The harder part?

Making sure the right people know it exists.

Shipping gets you a product.

Distribution gets you customers.

[Sir 𝐓𝐮𝐧𝐧𝐲🔥 @Tunex01]

Dont spend more than you earn this weekend.

Enjoy your weekend. 🎉🎉🎉

[Precious @preshyung019]

Someone is always ahead of you.
Someone is also praying to be where you are.
Touch grass. Drink water. Keep going.

[King James @JahDeSupreme]

In my entire life, I've gat to understand that people who succeed are those that ask questions, learn from people's mistakes and share personal thoughts and then draw conclusions.
So if you don't know ask!

[The Yetunde @Yetunde_first]

The life you want starts with the habits you avoid.

[Freyy @Freyy_is]

i think social media has made a lot of people underestimate how rare genuine connection actually is.

you can meet hundreds of people, but how often do you meet someone who genuinely understands you, challenges you, feels like peace, and makes you think, “i could build a life with this person”?

those kinds of connections don’t come around every day. treating them like they’re infinitely replaceable because another notification is waiting is how people lose something they may not find again.

[future billionaire @Toniatuslim]

My female colleague was miserable at work a few days ago. I asked her what was wrong, and she said it was her wedding anniversary. She was sure her husband had completely forgotten, and she was so sad about it.

I knew her husband was a good guy who just got too busy with work, so I decided to help. I didn’t have his number, but I had her sister’s number.
I stepped out and sent her sister a quick text to explain the situation. Her sister replied right away to help. She messaged the husband to give him a gentle reminder to order flowers and book a nice dinner, while promising not to mention my name.

The next morning, my colleague walked into the office with a huge smile. She showed me pictures of the beautiful flowers he brought home and told me about their amazing dinner. "He actually remembered!" she said. I just smiled and kept the secret.

A few days later, we
went out for drinks after work. She came over to me, smiled, and whispered, "My sister is terrible at keeping secrets. She told me everything. Thank you for saving my anniversary."

[Sadie 🕊🖼️ @poetrynthings]

INTROVERT QUESTION: Have you ever seen someone you know in public and immediately changed directions? 😂

[राधा @Prem_Ki_Boli]

साधक-साधक सब कहें
साधे कौन शरीर
जिसने अपने मैं को साधा
वही हुआ फक़ीर...!!

[Mudrika @MudrikaKavdia]

Sometimes I feel my family expects me to give them generational wealth 😭

[Riddle @RiddleSphere]

The first payout
changes you.

Not financially.
Mentally.

You stop asking,

"Will this work?"

And start asking,

"How far can I take it?"

[Ethan @Ethantmercer]

When I was younger, my heart would whisper, This feels wrong.

But my mind always had a better lawyer.

“It’ll make more money.”
“They’ll never know.”
“Just this once.”

Every bad decision started with my mind winning the argument.

Every good decision started the day I finally listened to my heart.

The heart tells the truth.

The mind just negotiates with it.

[𝒈𝒆𝒎𝒎𝒂.💋ྀིྀི @gemma_xo10]

date idea? you come over and i leave lipstick marks all over ur body and face