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Adrian Dad
@StyloDad
Dog ate my bio
Canada
Joined April 2020
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Adrian Dad
@StyloDad
11 days ago
If you buy a truck cap in Canada, you are legally obligated to carry a hockey stick to reach for stuff in the back
StyloDad
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Buddawiggi
@MarkBuckawicki
over 3 years ago
Started a band, you’re in it
StyloDad
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Stefan Urquelle
@OfficeofSteve
about 1 month ago
How often do you guys get your teeth sharpened ?
StyloDad
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Stefan Urquelle
@OfficeofSteve
about 1 month ago
After a bad day, I'd like to drown myself in that fountain from the show Friends
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Turtle Sprints
@TurtleSprints
Ex Roller Disco Superstar. I have a bad knee. https://t.co/KVBortQyfX
not now
@6SenseIsCommon
What's it like being Snobby without a sense of humor? It's like jumping out of a car without a parachute - You're just an idiot. 🇺🇸 USA 🇺🇸 Restored..
Social Outcast
@SocialOutcast82
It's ok if you don't like me, I don't like me either. No time for your bullshit....or mine.
StyloDad
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Stefan Urquelle
@OfficeofSteve
5 days ago
Your middle name will now be your email address from high school
StyloDad
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Stefan Urquelle
@OfficeofSteve
29 days ago
In secret, I've worn a set of backwards pants under my regular pants, exactly what Kris Kross had taught me
StyloDad
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Stefan Urquelle
@OfficeofSteve
about 1 month ago
I'm retiring and moving to the west coast and getting tree tattoos
StyloDad
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Stefan Urquelle
@OfficeofSteve
about 1 month ago
Circumcisions are performed with those giant scissors you see cutting ceremonial ribbons
StyloDad
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Stefan Urquelle
@OfficeofSteve
15 days ago
Why can't there be engagement fanny packs
StyloDad
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Stefan Urquelle
@OfficeofSteve
2 months ago
The Kit Kat heist is the real Italian Job sequel we've always needed
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Nayele18
@nayele18maybe
2 days ago
I am only one bad decision away from sitting on cake for money
StyloDad
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KoKeni Snap'sSquatch
@KoKeniSaskqatch
2 days ago
You wouldn't know me, I'm from the unpopulated part of Canada.
StyloDad
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Burning Mom ⚡️
@MomOnFire
2 days ago
There was a lull in conversation at the dinner party so I casually mentioned how weird it would be if one of us got murdered like in those zany movies.
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Sweet Momissa
@sweetmomissa
2 days ago
I don’t care how many vitamins and minerals they have, if you’re going to call them superfoods then they better come with little capes on.
StyloDad
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Annie Hatfield
@AnneHatfieldVO
3 days ago
Inevitably, we discuss melon wrapped in prosciutto. I raise my hand. “Couldn’t we just throw the melon on the ground for ants to drag away?”
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Burning Mom ⚡️
@MomOnFire
over 2 years ago
“Integrity is how you act when no one is watching,” I murmur to myself as I use butter like a glue stick on my toast.
StyloDad
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Annie Hatfield
@AnneHatfieldVO
about 10 years ago
Striving for a balanced TL that your parents can read, but your brother will laugh at. How is your brother anyway? Does he ask about me?
StyloDad
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Annie Hatfield
@AnneHatfieldVO
4 days ago
What I do on a Sunday is make things fit into garbage cans.
StyloDad
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Darla
@ddsmidt
over 2 years ago
Our first two dogs were planned, the third one was an accident.
StyloDad
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OneToothTe𝕏an
@OneToothTeXan
10 days ago
I leave my sanity at home when I go out. Can't afford to lose that.
StyloDad
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Philosopher King, Oracle
@signalborder
about 1 month ago
If snails are so slow, why do we never see them coming? It’s just !BAM!, there’s a snail.
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